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Ah... hello.


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Welcome.

(I watched too much Scrubs episode last night...
I'm trying hard to resist calling you 'newbie')


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Welcome to WGB. May I bring you a magazine or a beverage while you wait?


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Hi there.

Now, can you help me get the hell outta here?

*stops mind-controlling rays for a second, then succumbs again*

Must. Post. More.


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@sloane635: Yes, a magazine would be nice. I'd prefer 'Newbies today' or 'Gibson Daily'.


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Hi composite. Welcome to the meaty goodness that is WGB. Smile

...with condiments!

hello composite


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...with condiments!


Ketchup, anyone?

/me runs


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BEAK!!!!!


As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
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So, there I wuz, watchin' Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe onna Discovery Channel. An' ol Mike is fileting fishes, an' the fish lady plops a octopus on the table in front a Mike. Suddenly the hairs on the backa my neck start twitchin' like the time I threw up on the electric space heater in th' bathroom.

"Octopus!", I thought, "This can't be good." Sure 'nuff, they's hack tentacles off and th' fish lady mentions to ol' Mike sumpin' like, "Not many people know that an octopus has a beak..." Then she flips the octopus over and proceeds to show it to Mike. Cuts it off and tries to pull the... *gag* membrane loose from around it. Then Mike has it in his hand an' it pops loose like a greased golf ball. An' he says, "Looks somethin' like an eyeball..."

The edge of my vision started gettin' dark. The rooms suddenly seemed to shift, to tilt, and a horrible reverberating chorus seemed to shout in my ears: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAKKKK!!!

I woke up 'cause my buddy Mike (not Mike Rowe, another Mike) slapped me a couple times. Gave me a cold Busch Light and a towel. I'd wet myself.
 
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@sloane635: Yes, a magazine would be nice. I'd prefer 'Newbies today' or 'Gibson Daily'.


Gibson does not appear Daily. It is more like a weekly magazine that appears on a non reliable schedule.

There is a monthly abstract though.



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.... I'd wet myself.


lol....D made coffee shoot oot me knows.


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if i'd been drinking something while reading this thread the same thing would've happened, boog.
still chuckling.


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Welcome to the board. Which is what you'll never be here.


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Welcome to the board. Which is what you'll never be here.


what welcome?
hey, everyone is welcome here - as long as you don't mind a spot of cannibilism.

hey. chuck another newbie on the barbie.


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BEAK!!!!!


I both fear and adore the non-avian beak! You should too.


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Hi there. Another newbie here. Obviously, a fan, since Neuromancer, actually.

We saw WG reading from PR three years ago, and my wife read it immediately, but I didn't. SF snob, I am sorry to admit. But she insisted, so Iam reading PR now and can you say "yay, brother"?

He said he doesn't blog when he's working on a novel, but he does when he's travelling. So long stretches with no blog can only be good news. Smile
 
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like the handle snake. welcome aboard.


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Originally posted by Schrodinger's_Chat:
Welcome to the board. Which is what you'll never be here.


what welcome?
hey, everyone is welcome here - as long as you don't mind a spot of cannibilism.


"Welcome to the board." Never be bored.


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Welcome!

image stolen here


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Originally posted by colin:
"Welcome to the board." Never be bored.


tsk. i know. it was an excuse to crack a joke about eating folk. Smile


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