A durian, 1/2 can of creamed corn and some mushroom compost.

A fez and a hollowed-out gourd.

completely covered in 3/4 inch galvanized staples. and blood if you start pulling them oot.

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completely covered in 3/4 inch galvanized staples. and blood if you start pulling them oot.

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Can you sit down in that outfit?

A fine suit of sirloin-mail and shark-skin boots.

Pinhead stylee, only more so.

a nefarious expression.

Balsamic vinegar, earplugs and a touching belief in gnomes.

Canetoad-leather lederhosen and a pavlova.

For some reason this is reminding me of a conversation I had earlier with a male friend of mine, that ended in getting his measurements. The experience was oddly satisfying. I think I just enjoy reducing a man down to bust-waist-hips. His were, if I recall correctly, 36-28-36.

So if any of you gentlemen has a tape measure on hand...? Or perhaps a string and a ruler? Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm thinking of collecting statistics...

FYI: the measuring points are at the largest area of the chest (or nipple-area), the belly button, and the largest area of the hips/butt (tends to be on the hip-bone).

40-33-37 6'2" 183 lbs

Wearing : Black Yukata with White Tokugawa mon.

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That was quick - did you know that off the top of your head?

Uh...32 26 33.

And Chinese BBQ duck.

EDIT: I see you only wanted guys' measurements. My mistake. Here's my cat's: 9 19 20. That's neck, chest, belly.

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Will measure (or have Suzie do it) when I get home. She only has cm tapes now, so some conversion will be required.

Ok, best guess is:

34 32 36.

This is odd. I wear size 30 waist pants.

[edit] Just had it pointed out to me that I didn't
read the directions and actually measured my waist
instead of my belly. Too bad. I'm not doing it
over.

I'm impressed. Pauline, how the hell did you measure your cat? Taj-core gets really excited about tape measures. And what's 'chest'?

Incidentally, my measurements have a range depending on fullness and time of the month. I'm interested to know how much the change is actually. I shall measure on a regular basis and see if I can get a %... Unfortunately I'll have nothing to compare it to, because no one else hoards data like that... Anyone find any good web sources? I'm looking. I know it's at least an additional 4 inches on the waist when I'm full, and as far as I'm aware my butt doesn't change size, but bust circumference varies enormously.

Pauline, you're tiny. We're quite close as far as I can tell, but I'm not taking much of the variation into account.

Marshdrifter, I wear size 28 waist for pants that are actually at the waist and they fit my 24" waist perfectly, so don't ask me. Pants sizes are screwy.

Wow, really? I thought only Servo had a tape-measure fetish. It's one of the only things that he'll play with. He was distracted by BBQ duck leavings (mostly oil and residue) when I measured him, so he didn't get too bitey.

The measurements are circumference, so "chest" is around his trunk, just under his forelegs. I don't know if I got the belly one right, since he has all that soft skin and tissue that slides around.

Pants are not only sized wrong, but also shaped pretty strangely sometimes, too.

HTTF: how do you get your pants on with such large hands and feet?

Oh, and I'm wearing moisture-wicking performance undergarments and red character shoes.

Won't anyone report that they're wearing coconuts?!!

113 102 112 erm, in cm

45 40 44 - 'beefy mthrfkr' is the technical term