I prefer Womyns Ware. Better quality overall and no toxic jelly/PVC toys.

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Originally posted by martin:
dude, get some sleep.

No no no. What he needs is a cocaine binge.

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Originally posted by Herr Kuchen:
No no no. What he needs is a cocaine binge.

HK, our resident evil genius.

You found out through ways you shouldn't have but...

"Shall I give her the benefit of the doubt and stay with her or cut my near 8 month attachment to her now???"

Well you did the right thing by confronting her with it so full marks there.

If there was nothing going on, why did she lie?
The fact that she tried to cover up the meeting by lying shows that she has no integrity AND she doesn't respect you to tell the truth.

Remember - If she's not working to make things "good" then she is hard at work making things "bad".

Cut and run, Cutter.

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Originally posted by remotepush:
what, she is only six inches tall! thats awesome, she really would fit in your pocket!

this is the effect flirtatious women have on me... completely unable to convey meaning.

and remotepush, that's not cool to pick on short people.

at 6 feet tall, she is two inches taller than moi. weeee!

must agree that it is not nice to make fun of short people...
just remember that we have a easier time reaching essential "limbs"... and while that can be good... when you make fun of short people, it could be very bad

short is actually an advantage

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Originally posted by klik:

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Originally posted by hydra:


Now I'm off to have sex.

Well, I guess that puts you one up on hurts... bwuahahah.

Sorry, hurts. We're all pulling for you to get some.

I get lots! Just not girls. Adjust your bedtime prayers accordingly. Oh, and klik you're actually local, so feel free to contribute to the cause. And don't ask me what that means because I have no idea.

Beyond that, man is this thread uncomfortable to read! My advice to all the questions posed is whatever you do, don't play games. And now I'm going to try to continue avoiding this thread. Like a gory accident on the freeway...

And here's to 6" people! I want one!

Whoa, was that a public solicitation for sex? That'll be a first for this board.

lol, I can't get away with anything!

Alright, if I must elucidate, I must. I'm enjoying the sheer patheticness of whining that I can't get laid and encouraging people to 'contribute to the cause'. What I had originally meant was that he should introduce me to cute queer girls (and there are many of them his side of the bay) but then I decided I'd prefer to be vague and creepy and hope I could get away with it.

It felt like a Mr. Wiggles reference, but I have no way to link to the particular comic strip. I'll try to post it later.

Heh! I've been HTTF'ed!

I prefer my women at least 8".

Is it just me, or is it spring in here?

If spring means lightning storms and worms dying in mass quantities on the sidewalk outside my house, perhaps. But otherwise I don't do crank so, search me. Er, um ... beats me. I mean, I have no idea. Nevermind.

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Originally posted by hurtstotouchfire:
And here's to 6" people! I want one!

Ermm... Hurts are you familiar with works of Charles Bukowski, especially with the shortstory "Gut fünfzehn Zentimeter" ( 15 Centimeters ) as it can be found on the book Fuck Machine.

You really should have a look at it.

I voted for "I am Bravus!"
your advice was solid.
Cheers.