Absurd -- if there's one thing men know, it's sandwiches.

Walking to the dep just now:

Girl1: "I guess it's an older man type of thing."
Girl2: "Yeah, they want it to be proper looking."
Girl1: "Did you see how it vibrated?"
giggling

quote:

Originally posted by doggo:
"Surname"?

People actually use that word in real speech?

I do.

"Slap me right there-- yes, yes! That's awesome! Now re-insert... re-insert... yes!"

--overheard recently during a grappling training session.

quote:

Originally posted by doggo:
"Surname"?

People actually use that word in real speech?

I would, but you know I don't actually talk to people in the real world.

Pack of 6th Grade boys on the way to the Gym
Lead boy sing operatically-..
"I wish I had a donkey!"
Chorus of boys returns.
"He wishes for a donkey!"
all erupt into guffaws and giggles.

Some of these are great!

We used to have a Quote o' the Day white board at the office. But, alas, the people who used to generate the best quotes have all moved on now.

I am still somewhat known for mediocre pun-ery...

Co-worker today: Hey, I need to ask you about this message I keep getting in the Console.
Me: What, like a Console-tation?

Not overheard, but heavyboots' "pun" brought it to mind for some reason...

quote:

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich
and famous after i invent a device that allows
you to stab people in the face over the internet

I like this thread. It encourages me to eavesdrop more.

quote:

Let's do the bum dance!

My youngest son to his older brother. Then they proceded to slap their owns bums and dance around the room.

good practice.

quote:

Originally posted by Spiff:
I like this thread. It encourages me to eavesdrop more.

yeah...

My boss speaking to her mom on the phone :

"Mom, I'm at work! Now speak slowly or else i'll hang up and won't reply to you for all this afternoon.
Don't interrupt me.
So, in the user table, you have to add an ID column, which will be your primary key..."

quote:

Originally posted by ArkanGL:
My boss speaking to her mom on the phone :

"Mom, I'm at work! Now speak slowly or else i'll hang up and won't reply to you for all this afternoon.
Don't interrupt me.
So, in the user table, you have to add an ID column, which will be your primary key..."

Sounds like me talking to my wife from work

You know, I know that when women moan about something it is sympathy that they want rather than advice, but when my wife is building webpages I can't help but give advice which I am sure she deliberately misenterprets or just goes ahead and does what she wants to do even though I've told her it is the wrong way to do it.

quote:

Originally posted by dayliner:

quote:

Let's do the bum dance!

My youngest son to his older brother. Then they proceded to slap their owns bums and dance around the room.

My god, they've been tainted by that Sara-Marie cow!

*locks and loads Anti-Big Brother-Winner missile*

One thing I like about my city is that you often overhear conversations that switch between 3 languages.

quote:

Originally posted by Spiff:

One thing I like about my city is that you often overhear conversations that switch between 3 languages.

Ben' trop fuckin' vrai, ça, hein, munga?

"I do sign language with my eyes"

said by my son, while communicating with José.

Guy at fish & chips shop to his wife, pointing to picture of shop owner and Bobby Riggs (amongst other pictures of owner with various tennis players) "Do you know who that is there?"
wife " No "
guy " That's Ray Bradbury"

quote:

Originally posted by Fashionpolice:
"I do sign language with my eyes"

said by my son, while communicating with José.

Ahh, priceless quote.