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LOL. goes to change sig. |
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This one is for vec,
Girlfriend and her really short female friend at the club, Girlfriend- Is that so and so over there? Friend- Fuck him don't call him over here! GF- What? you guys never hooked up did you? Friend- well... a couple of nights but he pissed me off. On my birthday he told me he was going to take me home and then he told me he had to be at work early so he needed his "rest". I know he was unemployed though so it was just bullshit! GF- So what did he like break your heart or something? Friend- My heart? He has a 10 inch cock and it was my fucking birthday! That is like the size of my small intestine! -- |
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Hahaha! That's priceless! Thanks!
__________________________________ "I wouldn't be so cynical if you weren't so #@&%ing stupid." - Bill Maher For Great Justice. |
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Outside my window about 2 minutes ago, one girl says to another girl, loudly:
"Guess how many times I covered for your boyfriend? Twice. TWICE! 'Cause he's a fuckin' ASSHOLE!" __________________________________ "I wouldn't be so cynical if you weren't so #@&%ing stupid." - Bill Maher For Great Justice. |
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Any guesses how she came to that comparison? The Lithos School of Curiousity is now enrolling |
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smokers outside comedy club - "now, RNA, thats totally different!"
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and just in time for MLK day,
In the break room at work. Woman- We are getting rid of some food, we have collard greens do you want them? Black guy 1- No that is ok. Black guy 2 - I don't really like them but thanks. White woman- Really you don't like collard greens? I don't believe that! She walks off and they just looked at each other. White guy - I can't believe you boys don't want some greens. (walks off) Me- what the hell did I just walk in on? Black guy 1- Racism 101 Me- I was just about to offer you some watermelon and fried chicken too.... Black guy 2 - that sounds good, then we can go rape white women right? -- |
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Oh fuck me sideways. |
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-i'm going.
-you've given up? so, thats him blown his chance? -the words "his chips" and "pissed on" come to mind. -ok. so if he comes in half an hour from now i should call you to come back? -no. god, bad enough been stood up by a woman, but how do i explain being stood up by a bloke. |
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GOSH! Shop-boy talk:
#1 - if he had better taste in comics he might have a better girlfriend. #2 - yeah, really. "Do we have the latest Supreman comic?" #1 - there was a fat guy in here last week. He smelt of butter. #2 - really? #1 - yeah, he smelt of butter and he kept rubbing his stomach like this. He wanted to know if we had some comic where the Toyman slaughtered loads of children. #2 - what did you tell him? #1 - I was like "Sure, the one with the foreword by Chris Langham" |
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This morning:
striv: Hey man, was it your birthday yesterday? bro: Yeah.... striv: Happy Birthday d00d! bro: Meh, whatever.  Τα παιδεία παίζει. |
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George Street, random girl talking to friend: "I've been the biggest slut since my sister's new year's [party]..."
The Lithos School of Curiousity is now enrolling |
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Awww. ________ Bob the Builder kicked Joe the Plumber in the ass. Because he could. Duh. |
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Mentioned in one of my random writings, but...
************************************************* * Just passing the time, waiting for tomorrow to come... * ************************************************* |
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Member.jpg "Picture of Domitella") |
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"Slut" as in "slovenly" or "slut" as in "sleeping around"? »» "Forget infinity. I've got books waiting for me to read them." — colin »»"Speculative novels of last Tuesday." — William Gibson |
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In the office yesterday:
"What the hell are you listening to?" "Rage Against the Machine." "But aren't we the machine?" "Sure. Sometimes." "Why do you listen to that stuff?" "Keeps me happy and productive." "So Raging Against the Machine just makes the machine more efficient?" "That's right." |
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that text has a beautiful, dreamlike quality.
As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue. -Albert Einstein |
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Fitter, happier, more productive...
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"What the hell are you listening to?" "Hippie Whale Oxfam Death." "But...?"  |
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