"I got wasted in graceland, ended up talking to a woman on her second honeymoon.....Spoke to her for about an hour, while her husband glared at us from the bar.... he was a big fucker too"

From my boss about 10 mins ago. All work stopped while the office listened.

"I don't believe in that evolution shit. God made Adam and Eve."
"Well, what about dinosaurs?"
"Satan put them thar to fool people."

Overheard from a pair of Burger King employees on their break. They went on to elucidate each other on how scientists are trying to fool people away from God, a god who hates gays that is.

woman - it is a weakness though, once you've tried it.

man - aye, but they were two beauties.


what are they talking about? i didn't catch that part of the conversation. something innocent. i'm sure.

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Originally posted by Evilpenguin9000:
"I don't believe in that evolution shit. God made Adam and Eve."
"Well, what about dinosaurs?"
"Satan put them thar to fool people."

Overheard from a pair of Burger King employees on their break. They went on to elucidate each other on how scientists are trying to fool people away from God, a god who hates gays that is.

Now you know why a lot Britons believe in Intelligent Design. Of course, you COULD point out that if this is the case, then gays are "as designed". It's like shaking a jar full of wasps, my friend. Watch them go!

Years ago I was on the tube (subway) in London and it is pretty loud. However as it pulls into the station the noise lessens as it is no longer echos from the tunnel walls. Folks who have got used to shouting at each other can suddenly find snatches of their conversation audible to the whole carriage.

I was sitting opposite a couple of young ladies who were deep in converstation and failed to notice the train come into the station. And as we did so this snippet of conversation resounded through the entire carriage; "I told him that there was no way.......especially with the donkey"

LN

Random woman in the street :

"I never spread my legs for drugs."

~arches one eyebrow

"Sooo...what DO you spread your legs for?"

*SLAP*

"Ow! Quit it."

Maybe she would spread her legs for a Klondike Bar

By the way, these are great dialogue snippets. I can totally see us using that last quote, Arkan.

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Originally posted by Crash:


Now you know why a lot Britons believe in Intelligent Design. Of course, you COULD point out that if this is the case, then gays are "as designed". It's like shaking a jar full of wasps, my friend. Watch them go!

I'm very much going to use this argument the next time someone decides to bicker about intelligent design and evolution with me.

As for "Overheard..." there hasn't been much lately, but I'm a Theatre major, so I'm sure I'll have plenty of quotes in a few day's time.

Heard being spoken by a punk-rock-slasher-type to an androgyne on the Tube going into Manhatten from Hoboken:

"If Lena has AIDS, then Jona has AIDS. If Jona has AIDS, then Amy has AIDS. If Amy has AIDS, then you have AIDS. If you have AIDS, then I have AIDS."

"If Lena has AIDS, then Jona has AIDS. If Jona has AIDS, then Amy has AIDS. If Amy has AIDS, then you have AIDS. If you have AIDS, then I have AIDS."

And with these dire portents hanging in the still Appalachian air, a somber mood rolled over the McCoy family picnic.

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Originally posted by Mean Old Man:
"If Lena has AIDS, then Jona has AIDS. If Jona has AIDS, then Amy has AIDS. If Amy has AIDS, then you have AIDS. If you have AIDS, then I have AIDS."

And with these dire portents hanging in the still Appalachian air, a somber mood rolled over the McCoy family picnic.

Hahahaha! Wooooo, that's good stuff.

"its like worrying a dead sheep"

- the boss, on the phone.

Overheard at a coffee shop a while back:

"Well, you know what her problem is don't you? She looks good in leather, and she knows it. That's her problem."

Coming from anyone but you would make that quote seem strange, PsychoInductive.

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Originally posted by remotepush:
"its like worrying a dead sheep"

- the boss, on the phone.

Which is a misheard version of Dennis Healey's putdown of Geoffrey Howe in Parliament several years ago, when he said that being attacked by Howe was like "Being savaged by a dead sheep".

Howe's career never recovered from this put down and he was aften greeted with 'Baa Baa' noises when he stood up to speak after this.

LN

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Originally posted by lithos:
Coming from anyone but you would make that quote seem strange, PsychoInductive.

The irony being, of course, in that they were talking about a couch.

LOL!

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Coming from anyone but you would make that quote seem strange, PsychoInductive.

Why thank you. : Bows, stops, thinks, finishes bowing :

Overheard at work, delivered by a colleague in perfect seriousness:
"The chicken was merely the instrument."

And no, I have no idea wtf he was talking about.

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And with these dire portents hanging in the still Appalachian air, a somber mood rolled over the McCoy family picnic.

Actually, the conversation ruined my whole day.

"Let us eat and drink, for tomorrow we may die"
Isa 22:13

Chatter at a friends office:

"Sysadmins! It can take days to recover from those."