Don't matter what the doc writes on the prescription pad, what matters is what the tobacco lobbyists paid to have written in the federal law books.

There is no law, only an economy.

There's a man from Chile (I think) who sells empanadas on the market. There are often spanish-speaking people in front of his stall. Last time I went there, an indian-looking man asked :
(translated from spanish)
"- You got spicy sauce ?
- Yes, there it is
- Is it really hot ?
- Noooooo, it's for the French..."
* laughter *

mmmm......empanadas. My Filipino coworkers bring me those once in a while...

< drools.

They bring you balut, too, Boog?

quote:

Originally posted by colin:
I think there'd be some congratulations. Of course, we'd have to make fun of anyone studying creative writing.

*cough*

Pokes TM with pointy stick.

quote:

Originally posted by lithos:
They bring you balut, too, Boog?

No.
No, she does not.

In the office today...

"What's that?"

"Terrorist training video off the web."

"Where the hell is that?"

"AQIM, so maybe Algeria?"

"Oh, shit."

"What?"

"They can jog in place. I didn't know Al Qa'ida could jog in place. We're fucked."

"Wait til they start hopping again."

"Oh fuck-"

"Yeah, there they go."

"They can hop? They can hop in circles? We're finished."

"I wish I had some video editing software on this machine."

"Why's that?-- Oh shit, now they're doing the Starsky and Hutch thing with their pistols."

"Cause I'd like to cut out the sound and replace it with that old House of Pain track. 'Jump Around'?"

"Wha-? They're hopping again."

"I came to get down! I came to get down! So get out your seats and jump around!"

[strangled noises of pained laughter]

"Jump around! Jump around! Jump up jump up and get down!"

quote:

"Cause I'd like to cut out the sound and replace it with that old House of Pain track. 'Jump Around'?"

"Wha-? They're hopping again."

"I came to get down! I came to get down! So get out your seats and jump around!"

[strangled noises of pained laughter]

"Jump around! Jump around! Jump up jump up and get down!"

awesome. totally awesome.

quote:

"They can jog in place. I didn't know Al Qa'ida could jog in place. We're fucked."

... *shakes head, laughing*

Guy 1- OK here is the question, which is worse, finding out your girl kissed another guy or finding out another guy went down on her?

Guy 2- ummm I guess that he went down on her?

Guy 1- What? You are the only guy to say that, why?

Guy 2- Because that is actually a type of sex when kissing isn't.

Guy 1- Yeah but kissing is far more personal than going down.

Guy 2- Ummm I think you might be doing something wrong then...

Sang loudly, from a random cubicle in my office, to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas:"

Viva Viagra!

This kind of behavior keeps up, I'm gonna but in for a transfer to another office. Like in Canada.

Me: The song "You're lovely to me" by Lucky Jim does not have the words "Deacon Blue" in it
MrsK: I must have misheard
Me: It does say "there's love in your eyes deep and blue"
MrsK: Aha! I am exonerated!

quote:

Originally posted by Kradlum:
Me: The song "You're lovely to me" by Lucky Jim does not have the words "Deacon Blue" in it
MrsK: I must have misheard
Me: It does say "there's love in your eyes deep and blue"
MrsK: Aha! I am exonerated!

I will get my rewenge.. I am a woman. We remember things. (OK, technically, at the moment I remember things for roughly 6 seconds.. but, live in fear anyway!)

quote:

Originally posted by Pigkilla:
Sang loudly, from a random cubicle in my office, to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas:"

Viva Viagra!

This kind of behavior keeps up, I'm gonna but in for a transfer to another office. Like in Canada.

Your lack of cable may mean that you think this was an original thought...unfortunately, it's not.

quote:

Originally posted by theminx:

quote:

Originally posted by Pigkilla:
Sang loudly, from a random cubicle in my office, to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas:"

Viva Viagra!

This kind of behavior keeps up, I'm gonna but in for a transfer to another office. Like in Canada.

Your lack of cable may mean that you think this was an original thought...unfortunately, it's not.

Somehow, judging strictly from context, I think that a "lack of cable" is not what led to whatever unoriginality of thought might be involved.

three teen boys talking.

teen- Man I had so much fun at the fair this year. I was queasy for, like, two days afterward. I have never had such a good time!

quote:

Originally posted by editengine:
three teen boys talking.

teen- Man I had so much fun at the fair this year. I was queasy for, like, two days afterward. I have never had such a good time!

Reminds me of how I used to determine how good a night out I'd had, by the magnitude of the hangover.

Teenage girl:

"AAAH! You bitch! You got it all over me...in my eye...

- Bus Stop, outside the Supreme court, 11-ish at night.

quote:

Originally posted by theminx:

quote:

Originally posted by Pigkilla:
Sang loudly, from a random cubicle in my office, to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas:"

Viva Viagra!

This kind of behavior keeps up, I'm gonna but in for a transfer to another office. Like in Canada.

Your lack of cable may mean that you think this was an original thought...unfortunately, it's not.

"lack of cable"
Heh heh. Uhhhhh heh heh.

Walking past a woman and two guys that are part of a group of winos/junkies that always hang around in front of the supermarket:

Woman: "We got married"
Guy1: "You're shitting me"
Guy2: "No, really. We got married."
Guy1: "Jeeezes. And now what?"