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Guy 1- Hey what are you doing Friday night?
Guy 2- Nothing, why? Guy 1- What to go to a strip club? Guy 2- Um, OK. Guy 1- It is just I heard somebody is working and I can't believe she is doing that. So I have to go see if it is true. Guy 2- Whatever, how do you know her? Guy 1- Well.... she is kind of like family. Guy 2-..... We are going to see your cousin strip? Guy 1- She isn't really a cousin Guy 2- But she is family? I don't know if I want to pay a $20 cover to see your cousin take her clothes off. Wait a sec... how hot is she? -- |
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O.O wow...
____________________________ Future First Lady of Cyberspace Green Robot World the Canadian half of Minobot! |
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there is a discussion on Schrodinger's Cat going on in the next cubicle...
____________________________ Future First Lady of Cyberspace Green Robot World the Canadian half of Minobot! |
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discussion on "If a tree falls in the middle of no where with no one to hear it, did it make a noise" and Schrodinger's Cat going on the next cubicle...
____________________________ Future First Lady of Cyberspace Green Robot World the Canadian half of Minobot! |
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If a cubicle conversation occurs and no-one is in the next cubicle to overhear it, does it make noise?
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From a random cubicle in the office.
"Do you realize much work I could get done if I had a midget?" |
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my boss~ What an awesome email was that you just sent*!
me~ I showed them who's got the cojones... As it happens in our collective team, I'm the only female. *[email] the customer and cc the team  Τα παιδεία παίζει. |
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In a conversation about our company's management:
"I see a lot of idiot, but I don't see any savant." ---------------------------------- |
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"Wait, so....are you running the Chicago Marathon, or what's going on over there?"
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male bank employees viewing an account
"This woman is smart, look at this. a couple thousand in checking but $750k in a money market, and 10 different cd accounts with $5000 in them. She knows to protect her money and earn what she can. I gave her my number in case she ever needs anything." "Is she single?" "Oh she will be asked that question next time I talk to her believe me." -- |
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"Jesus, why is there so much crazy stuff going on in Austria lately? What's up with the Austrians?"
"It's because being Austrian is like being German-- without ever having to say you're sorry." |
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"The Dutch are Europe's Americans :
They are really good traders, but have no taste." - a proud Belgian _____________________________ Albert's path is a strange and difficult one. |
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hah!
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Why are you "hah!"-ing? Please consider your answer carefully before replying, honey... |
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LOL
(please, note that the quote is not his) _____________________________ Albert's path is a strange and difficult one. |
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Oh, I know it's not his. If it WERE his, there would be a serious problem. *LOL*
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Belgium and the Netherlands have always had a relation of brotherly rivalry. It is outed in many different ways. In Belgium there are a bunch of stereotypes of the Netherlands floating about, and I'm sure there are a bunch about Belgium in The Netherlands too. In international sports competitions a Belgium vs. The Netherlands match is always something special. I had not yet heard this quote, but it works in the whole history.
Now, i don't think the stereotypes about the Dutch are true, and neither is this quote. But taking part in the long tradition of rivalry is fun, and in the end... Belgians and the Dutch still get along great. |
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*winces* ________ Bob the Builder kicked Joe the Plumber in the ass. Because he could. Duh. |
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Just wait till you too will have an Austrian president ... just wait ... just wait. ___________________________________________________________ "The best way to predict the future is to invent it." Alan Kay, 1971. |
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Okay. So does this mean you think I have no taste or that Americans don't have any taste? |
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