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Belgium and the Netherlands have always had a relation of brotherly rivalry. It is outed in many different ways. In Belgium there are a bunch of stereotypes of the Netherlands floating about, and I'm sure there are a bunch about Belgium in The Netherlands too. In international sports competitions a Belgium vs. The Netherlands match is always something special. I had not yet heard this quote, but it works in the whole history.

Now, i don't think the stereotypes about the Dutch are true, and neither is this quote. But taking part in the long tradition of rivalry is fun, and in the end... Belgians and the Dutch still get along great.

Okay. So does this mean you think I have no taste or that Americans don't have any taste?

Neither. Every american i know has taste aplenty. I do believe some Americans don't have taste, but then that's just a human trait in general.

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My MySpace site
My GarageBand site
My Last FM site

Yes...

hah! indeed.

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I have zero taste, and to prove it.

guy- So she laid back on the pool table and stuck out her tongue. I said "no honey you said he could put them IN your mouth". She said she wanted more than one beer and I told her "that's fine I'll buy you a whole six pack" It was Jimmy birthday I wanted to do something nice for him! Now he is paranoid because everybody at the bar was taking pictures and he doesn't want his girlfriend to find out.

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him- you still look great by the way.

her- thank you! and you look just the same as you always have.

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*avoids choking on Diet Coke*
ahahaha... nice.

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yeah what sucks is that I was part of that discussion.

wow though, I have known her for ten years and she looks better than ever.

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oh that... makes it even funnier, sorry edit...

guy in next cube - "They should have water coolers full of Gatorade."

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oh that... makes it even funnier, sorry edit...

Yes it does I know. On the upside i know a couple of her ex boyfriends and her type runs to the "failed heroin trafficker/musician" stereotype so I don't feel that put out.

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conversation across the departmental wall

-he insisted on getting a dog. but i'm not an animal person.
-oh i want a dog.
-its more of a burden to me. its like having a kid.
-oh kids are worse.
-actually, its put me off having kids.

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-its a terrier. its like it turns into a wolf at night.
-in what way?
-his dad ended up at hospital to get a tetanus, with his finger half hanging off!
-and its just a little dog?
-well, its quite big for a terrier. wait, i think i've got a picture. he is evil!

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oh that... makes it even funnier, sorry edit...

Yes it does I know. On the upside i know a couple of her ex boyfriends and her type runs to the "failed heroin trafficker/musician" stereotype so I don't feel that put out.

good!

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Technically over-read from another forum, but...

At the gas pump:
"They should start playing porn on these little gas pump screens. That way while you're pumping your gas you can watch someone else getting screwed besides you."

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"Signs?
- Yes. Mel Gibson movie. His wife dies in a car accident. There are aliens.
- I don't think I've seen that one."

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A friend titled her photo album in myspace

"Here's the proof it's me so show me yours wench "

it was too funny not to post.

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girl- so my friend and I are way too drunk to drive. our boyfriends both cheated on us two months ago and we dumped them. so we called and told them we were going to go home with another guy unless they would come give us a ride.

They aren't happy but they are on their way.

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*raised eyebrows*
eh-heh.

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"do have any regrets quiting that job?"
"Like, what?"
"Something you may have missed."
"Hn, yeah, I suppose, I never walked in to find a dead hooker, I looked under all the mattresses too."

This was even more amusing because my lunch mate nearly choked on her sandwich-

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- ... the gold-chainers just came in a ruined it...

think

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girl1-hmm, what do i want?
girl2-brownie!
girl1-lets see...
girl2-brownie!
girl1-ok, i'll have a brownie.
girl2-so she'll have a brownie, and so will i.

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-a year and a half and you pop your clogs, whats the point?

(response to email notice about death of ex-employee who died that long after retirement.)

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