From Daniel Carver of the KKK -

"What do ya call a white baby wit wings? An angel.

What do ya call a black baby wit wings? A bat."

(Hate mail can be sent directly to my email address in my profile. Thank you, I'll be here all week.)

What do you call somebody who should fuck off?

DisinfoRedux.

What's your dad's address? I'm gonna send him a gift certificate and an attaboy.

SWS (serious writer syndrome)
Is best treated by ignoring and administering 40mg (orally) of hydrocodone.
dude, if you don't dig the joke, avoid my posts. It's real easy. I find taboo humor funny. Others here just might too.
I like to laugh at myself and I did post this under a thread titled "*Dirty* jokes."

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Originally posted by DisinfoRedux:
From Daniel Carver of the KKK -

"What do ya call a white baby wit wings? An angel.

What do ya call a black baby wit wings? A bat."

(Hate mail can be sent directly to my email address in my profile. Thank you, I'll be here all week.)

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Just so you can't edit this away like you've done so often in the past.

And seriously now, I'd like to send your dad a gift package. I'm putting it together now:





Just pass along his address and I'll get it to him. Then at least one of us will have done him a favor this holiday season.

I did not write that "joke." It was posted with the intent of diffusing ethnic and racial hated by bringing that feeling to the surface. I am not a biggot, a racist, or sexist. However, in the tradition, of humorists such as Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, and Howard Stern, I feel that openly expressing "taboo" subjects difusses the negative connotations they, if kept "closeted," express and helps to bring about an open and honest exchange of free ideas.

As for the address, look in the phonebook. I'm sure he'll be as pleased with my sense of humor as you seem to be.

This is a dirty joke (you've been warned). What you posted was a cheap piece of crap. Sorry.

Dude, can I get a username and pass for your brain, so I can do a quick hack on these occasional self-destructive impulses you get? 95% of the time you're a useful, interesting, challenging, somewhat oddball member of the community, and then the meds kick out and you jump into a phone booth and change into Asshole Man for a while... No-one wants you to leave - well, OK, not speaking for everyone, I don't want you to to leave - it'd just be nice if you could get a little control...

Oh, and by the way, that joke would count as 'laughing at yourself' if you happened to be black... little tip.

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I don't want to gang up on ya, Disinfo, because I like you. But I do happen to know a bit about comedy, and that joke (a) isn't dirty, and (b) doesn't count as social commentary without some other context.

I won't judge the actual content, because if you guys could hear the jokes comics tell each other, it would make your heads explode.

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Originally posted by FaustusRedux:
I won't judge the actual content, because if you guys could hear the jokes comics tell each other, it would make your heads explode.

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Can they be worse than the one with the punchline - "Can't a guy even fart in his own kitchen?"
(Luckily it looks like that joke isn't googleable)

Oh, yes, my Danish shoe model. Oh, yes, indeed.

Yay, wine!