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For those little out-of-context gems one sometimes finds gleaming in the day's muddy influx of e-mails. No attribution required.

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"the squirrel and i accept your challenge"

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fucking wonderful to mooch around in

Τα παιδεία παίζει.

Posts: 11632 | Location: Katerini, Hellas | Registered: October 29, 2003

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aitapata

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Do missed IMs count?

"that beasty really rode that island like a 5 mile whor---- you're at work aren't you. Nevermind."

If not, an email snippet:

"I donâ€™t know about the infamous green slipsâ€¦"

(Geez, I hope IMs count. It's been a lame day for email.)

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quote:
Originally posted by aitapata:

Do missed IMs count?

I suppose they should. An instant message is just an e-mail made of powdered sugar.

Posts: 4351 | Registered: May 25, 2003

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BlueShift

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(Paraphrasing, but I still remember this one...)

If you see anyone with rappelling gear, please contact Security Forces.

_{Seeing this happen to you breaks my heart.}

Posts: 2659 | Location: west Texas | Registered: February 17, 2004

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Jocelyn

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From my chocolate shop/magazine pimp:

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Â³MeatpaperÂ² and Meaty Chocolate Tasting
We hope to see you tomorrow (Friday) between Noon and 2pm when youÂ¹ll have the chance to meat (sorry, couldnÂ¹t resist) Amy and Sasha, the editors of this unique new Â³magazine of art and ideas about meat.Â² And what could be more appropriate than trying samples of the latest chocolate bar with applewood smoked bacon which are being donated by the sweet (canÂ¹t help myself today) folks at Vosges? Be among the first to pick up the premiere issue of Meatpaper (Members take 10% off the magazine at the event) and learn about the trials and tribulations of launching an independent print publication in the electronic age.

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10000 strivisms

Τα παιδεία παίζει.

Posts: 11632 | Location: Katerini, Hellas | Registered: October 29, 2003

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Marshdrifter

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I did learn that when the operating manual says DO
NOT let the batteries go dead, one really should
not let the batteries go dead.

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Fanaticism is nowhere. There's no
tenderness or humanity in fanaticism.
- Joe Strummer

Posts: 6930 | Location: Oisoconsing | Registered: March 26, 2003

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~ So Greeks *are* Eskimos.

_{and they fucking are indeed}

Τα παιδεία παίζει.

Posts: 11632 | Location: Katerini, Hellas | Registered: October 29, 2003

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Boogerhead

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quote:
Originally posted by striv:
10000 strivisms

Happy!

_{As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
-Albert Einstein}

Posts: 19188 | Location: my happy place. | Registered: February 17, 2004

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Τα παιδεία παίζει.

Posts: 11632 | Location: Katerini, Hellas | Registered: October 29, 2003

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Splitcoil

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From a coworker:

"I farms the farms and waters the sheeps."

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On the air

Posts: 10580 | Location: Under a hat. | Registered: March 09, 2003

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fuldog

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'Ahora sÃ© que estoy en el futuro'.

Posts: 6435 | Location: Mexico City, Mexico | Registered: January 11, 2003

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InfinityCircuit

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quote:
Originally posted by fuldog:
'Ahora sÃ© que estoy en el futuro'.

"Right now, I am in the future" ?

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fuldog

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More like 'Now I know I'm (living) in the future...'

Posts: 6435 | Location: Mexico City, Mexico | Registered: January 11, 2003

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UberDog

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quote:
Originally posted by Mean Old Man:
quote:
Originally posted by aitapata:

Do missed IMs count?

I suppose they should. An instant message is just an e-mail made of powdered sugar.

I thought that IM's were the condensed milk of e-correspondence.

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"I knew their tastes were very different and because the french like Dick a lot." -W.G.

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UberDog

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quote:
Originally posted by fuldog:
'Ahora sÃ© que estoy en el futuro'.

It's the hour of the wolf.

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"I knew their tastes were very different and because the french like Dick a lot." -W.G.

Posts: 8848 | Location: A grue's belly. | Registered: February 20, 2003

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"Hi, I have been having problems. Just got out of jail. I did send you the money order last week."

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duncan s.

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quote:
will do it manually

Which is nearly always the best way, of course

Posts: 2676 | Location: beyond the pale | Registered: January 31, 2003

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