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Knowledge is power. Planning kills drama.


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Posts: 11632 | Location: Katerini, Hellas | Registered: October 29, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Received at 8:08 this morning:

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Re: BELGIUM EURO LOTTERY RESULT

Dear Winner
Your email were selected as winner.You have won the sum of
$1,000,000.00 in cash credited to file
EML.26EPG/0012-4426/0905.1/6/27/39/47-1-6.
Please contact our European Agent:
Mr Rudd Van Bochem
e2007_officemail5@yahoo.com.hk
Sincerly,
Mrs Adline Haack, Secetary(Online Co-Ordination)
BELGIUM EURO MILLION LOTTERY RESULT


CLAIMS/PROCESSING RELEASED FORM

Full Name of Beneficiary:.........
Address:..........................
Zipcode..........................
City/State:.......................
Country:..........................
Nationality:......................
Sex:.............................
Occupation.:......................
Tel:..............................
Fax:..............................
Marital Status:...................
Place of Birth ...................
Date of Birth.....................
NEXT OF KIN
Name:Mr/Mrs:......................
Signature of applicant:


Please contact our European Agent:
Mr Rudd Van Bochem
e2007_officemail5@yahoo.com.hk


I'm always extra-confident about Belgians emailing from Hong Kong Yahoo! accounts!! Wink


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And whose name is Haack. Razz


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'(do it) now because you never know where you'll wake up tomorrow...'
 
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...our Tupolev started burning between Kiev and Odessa...


 
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...girls in mini skirts, their heads bowed, their pigtails in white ribbons and the Kalashnikovs hanging from their necks...


 
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...Now, about all those bathroom photos...????? :-)...


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Originally posted by Mean Old Man:
...girls in mini skirts, their heads bowed, their pigtails in white ribbons and the Kalashnikovs hanging from their necks...
What's all that about then, MoM?


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Originally posted by Mean Old Man:
...girls in mini skirts, their heads bowed, their pigtails in white ribbons and the Kalashnikovs hanging from their necks...

Whatever it was, it pinged a definite deja vu for me. Very strong reminder of a friend's account of his visit to a government office in a second world country.

Except that, as is happening all too often since my brain was scrambled recently, I can't remember which friend, which country, and can't remember much of anything else about the story. Fuckit.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Splitcoil,


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My side job! I thought you could appreciate the muscle shots!
 
Posts: 7430 | Location: Værløse, DENMARK | Registered: January 29, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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you do NOT wanna be the first guy to say, hey, it appears I've got tinea


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I GOT YOUR MAMA.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO


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Not so random. Amazon targeted e-flyer. Always tempting

 
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Roughly three quarters of my incoming mail looks like this:

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Новогоднее представление на студии
"Союзмультфильм"
Даты: 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 декабрь 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, января Приглашаем всех детишек на фирменное новогоднее представление "Новогодний Сыр-Бор на киностудии Союзмультфильме".

Цена билета с подарком / без - 850/600 руб.

Подробнее по телефону (спросите адрес сайта)

Новогодняя трюковая шоу - программа
"Пираты Карибского моря"!

Даты: 03, 04, 05, 06 января

Спецэффекты и трюки в стиле «ÑÐºÑˆÐµÐ½»! Погони и перевороты на автомобилях и мотоциклах! Падения, горения, пролеты, драки и фехтование! Мы приглашаем Вас на незабываемый семейный праздник в компании любимых киногероев: Капитан Джек Воробей и Одноногий Сильвер. Шоу проходит на свежем воздухе, на территории старинной Славянской крепости !
Цена билета - 630 руб. с подарком.
(Дети до 5 лет бесплатно)

Информация по телефонам:
(495) 787-44-73,491-25-77,625-46-78,648-12-84.


Maybe I should not visit certain Eastern sites.


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"The negative allegations by his lefist political opponents appear to be mostly ungrounded."

Mostly. Heh.


 
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I don't like Biden because his name is a contraction for Bin Laden. Seriously. Think about it.
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Little Baby Jesus told me to consider Joe Biden.


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urp*


As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
-Albert Einstein
 
Posts: 19188 | Location: my happy place. | Registered: February 17, 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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6. Take Sodom Road Exit; at the end of turn off turn right onto Sodom Rd.


 
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Yeah!


As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
-Albert Einstein
 
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...and we will be staying with you until 32nd of January.


I suspect Tyroleans have their own calendar. Like the Gregorian calendar, only different.


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