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quote: What I want to know is, who is the guy who thought, "Gee, maybe the hiccups will stop if I stick my finger up his ass?"
i saw about the ignobels yesterday, and when my partner gulped down water in the middle of the night and gave himself the hiccups i got the giggles. no, he was fast asleep hiccupping. i didn't try it out.
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| Posts: 9999 | Location: rockdale | Registered: September 10, 2003 |  
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quote: i didn't try it out.
If you really loved him, you'd have stuck your finger up his butt. That admonition, by the way, is very situation-specific.
- - - - - Maybe when I die I won't die escaping I'll die returning to the fold.
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quote: Originally posted by boogerhead:
Cool boat. Is that from your Carribean adventure this past summer?
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This is my son Jon, the high school football star. He's number 51. His team is the Evanston Wyoming Red Devils. Hail Satan! This first pic was on the front of the Sports Page in our local paper, the Herald. This next one is a few games back. Doesn't look that impressive until you realize that Jon is flat fucking stopping this guy (piling him up, as a matter of fact) with just his ARM! Tonight we beat Cheyenne Central 14-3. We're 6-0... un-fugging-beaten so far this season. We were ranked the NUMBER ONE team in Wyoming before tonight and this win just cements that. Tonight was most likely our toughest game for the rest of the regular season. We have two more games and I think we'll win them, emerging 8-0 and have home field advantage for the entire playoffs. Tonight, in a hard, cold rain, Jon and his Devil teammates held the best passing team in Wyoming to ZERO yards passing. AAAAAAAAAAAGH! Devils rule! Hail Satan!
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Oh... you football guys will notice that jon plays offense AND defense. The Devils have 5 players that do that. We're beating big schools... biggest in the state... the guys with the Greyhound team busses. Wyoming RankingsHail Satan!
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After the game last night, Jon told me this about Central's main running back.
"After our first couple of defensive plays, he knew who I was. I hit him in the ribs with my helmet and knocked him into Central's Gatorade table. Then I locked eyes with him and didn't let off until I got back to the huddle."
I Gotta good kid.
I DO NOT have a nice kid.
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| Posts: 5258 | Location: Sydney, Australia | Registered: June 04, 2003 |  
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quote: Hail Satan!
amen to that. they're great pics, trog.
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| Posts: 9999 | Location: rockdale | Registered: September 10, 2003 |  
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Thanx Misty!  I didn't take those. We get them from the pro at the newspaper. He emails them out to some of the parents and such.
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Can you make a profit trading Greeks? Is it even legal?
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Better start swinging your bat. That thing looks pissed off.
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