Quoth PsychoInductive:

"Are you accepting applications for the order of the MoM?"

(Blink.) (Blink.)

We're going to need a crest.

What's a crest? (useless english/italian dictionary!!!)

but, more importantly...
What's the order of the MOM?

Crest - something like this:



Possibly Cappotto dell'Armi in Italian - thanks (maybe) to Babelfish

As for the order of the MoM - I shall leave that to His Grumpiness.

thanks hsüan. I know what that is, even if i can't recall the italian word...

It's something like stendardo or gonfalone...

Courtesy of Las Vegas defcon 2003, I prefer this...



MoM.jpg (25 Kb, 427 downloads) Oldmen need a nice girl...

Very Phine Mr. Phant.

I'd try to photoshop it but that would take effort.

A Hello Kitty head with crossed Lugers underneath.

like that.

shouldn't it incorporate a pipe, a fob watch, an ear trumpet and a walking stick with concealed blade?

Order of the MOM Crest, rough draft #1.
Medium: MS Paint
Time: 5 min.

Needs some sort of banner with a motto along the bottom. And an artist with actual graphics tools.

Motto:

(note machine translated English to Latin, probably gibberish)

Licet Cattus Aspicio Rex.

Okay, I'm not usually a joiner, but that sounds like a hell of a club. I'm an expert on the martial techniques taught in the secret dojos of the Vatican ("Jesu-jitsu")... Is that good enough for an honorary associate membership?

They can't understand why FOSYT (federation of sweet young things) always refuses to play in their annual nude softball tournamant.

quote:

Originally posted by SRu:

They can't understand why FOSYT (federation of sweet young things) always refuses to play in their annual nude softball tournament.

Hmmm. I think we'll have to stop kicking-off the social season with the Naked Mazola Twister Grope-Offs.

(Ponders...)

'Course, the last one raised $35000 in entry fees. That buys a lot of mace.

quote:

Originally posted by RobW:
Motto:

(note machine translated English to Latin, probably gibberish)

Licet Cattus Aspicio Rex.

I think the motto should be:

"Get off my lawn!"

quote:

"Get off my lawn!"

Anyone got a Latin translation for this?

So far I've found "Evado meus lawn" - hmmmm. Sounds better in English, so far.

"Evado mevs lavnvs"?

Vacue meus campus!

Or something like that.

Wouldn't Sanskrit be more appropriate?