Arkan's file is the trailer to a Star Wars Christmas Special, with Yoda, Vader and Jabba taking on variations on the classics.

And your file gives a 404 error, so maybe it was the wrong one and you took it off.

¡Felices fiestas y un próspero Año Nuevo para todos y todas! Y especialmente para nuestro anfitrión, por seguir con nosotros.

José

i could follow you up to "nuestro anfitrión"...
Guess i could look it up, but i'm lazy :P

God Jul og Godt Nytår!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all!

Ye Old Family recipe for the
holidays.
Source: unknown


Fruitcake Recipe
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1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
1 cup nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat steps 1 and 3.
Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still OK.
Cry another tup.
Turn off mixer.

Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something.
Who cares?
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Shhpoon. A sugar or something.
Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.

Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window.
Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.
Who the hell likes fruitcake, anyway?


Happerr dolierdays, everbody!

MALIGAYANG PASKO AT MASAGANANG BAGONG TAON!
MERRY CHRISTMAS FOREVER! LIGHT-FILLED NEW YEAR!~Tagalog

and

FELIZ NAVIDAD Y PRÓSPERO AÑO NUEVO
Merry Christmas & a happy New Year ~ Spanish

Yes.

yule... lots of yule to everyone...

Have a good one. Yall. Youse.

hurts, in all seriousness, very nice rendition of Santa Baby. You have a very sweet voice.

Oh is it working, then?

I've no idea what my bandwidth is. Probably not much. It might be better to put it elsewhere.

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Oh is it working, then?

I've no idea what my bandwidth is

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It's only "15MB Web Space & 100MB Monthly Bandwidth" so no, I doubt it is again working yet.

I downloaded it last night (before the flood).

Oh. Hmm. Any bright ideas for where to put it?

A little late (I've been very busy), but happy christmas everyone.

As I sit here surrounded by the remains of this year's festivities and a stomach full of baked goodness, I would like to wish all the bestest holiday ever!

How soon before the "Resolutions 2005" thread?

Shame about the link, HTTF. I missed out. That's what happens when you don't move fast on this stuff. Going...going...GONE!