Woke-up with that partially embalmed feeling. Went out with my mates last night to our fave bar.
I was drinking Rye Sour's. The bartender knows that's my drink. For some odd reason, I can drink them all night without 'appearing' drunk. However, I'm out of shape.
Originally posted by Pigkilla: The CBSA begrudgingly let me back into Canada today.
In the old world order Canadian's used to make their way South to be: entertainers (being news readers and folk singing was popular). They were called 'frost backs'. Canada also offered-up raw materials for the voracious American market, primarily: plywood, Inuit bone carvings, highly alchoholic lager, BC Bud, and Cuban contraband.
In the new world order, Americans are flocking North be roustabouts in Canadian oil fields, sell 'marketing' and banking services, the big-box store shopping experience, and providing comfort to Canadian woman.
This is an urgent product safety recall for all Shrinkomatic Shrink Ray™ size-reduction devices. It has been found that a side-effect of use of the Shrinkomatic Shrink Ray™ on humans causes massive amounts of female moose pheromones to produced and saturate the user.
Please return all Shrinkomatic Shrink Rays™ to the vendor for either adjustment or a full refund. If you are unable to return your product to the place of purchase, please avoid all travel to Canada, as violent moose rape may occur.
Shrinkomatic Industries apologises to all who have been affected.
I thought it was all the Hollywood producers who chased them out? Can't have a moose wandering into your shot when you're meant to be shooting in Manhattan.
Been watching The X-Files. It's amazing how every small American town, no matter where - Arizona, Montana, Tennessee - has a patch of Pacific Northwest forest just on the outskirts. Which attracts aliens.
I got a call from Trogdor earlier today asking if I knew of anyone that could help him with his trap shooting. He knows that trap shooting and poon hunting run thick through my blood so I told him to give me a couple hours while I call my IOC Beijing contact. Here's the email I just sent him.
Dear Trogers, (he only allows his dear friends to use this most intimate of nicknames)... Dear Trogers, this is Villian. I was able to get a hold of my IOC contact regarding your request. He found a young, supple Olympic women's trap shooting lass from Palmer, Alaska named Corey Cogdell who is willing to give you naked, private trap shooting lessons per your request. Her only condition is that she bring her bull mastiff, Roger to Wyoming for the week. Let me know asap if this will work for you, her picture is enclosed. Cheers, VGB
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Originally posted by John Maddox Roberts: I'm on my way to Santa Fe for a party George RR Martin is throwing at Melinda Snodgrass's new place for the New Mexico science fiction community. (The excuse is his German publishers are visiting SF, but who needs an excuse?)Should be fun but it looks like it's going to rain like crazy. New Mexico in mid-August and it's chilly and wet.
