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It's also organic so it biodegrades well.
Was der hahn ?!?!?
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quote: Originally posted by Crash:
It's also organic so it biodegrades well.
so is the real thing I guess, without the storage-ability! quote: Toilets were tested to the point of failure.
lol I am just imaging that moment, "MISO EVERYWHERE! TAKE COVER!"
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| Posts: 5376 | Location: TPA in the FLA | Registered: February 05, 2003 |  |
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If you don't like lengthy rants, please skip to next post.
Ran into a buddy this morning that needed 10 color copies made of a flyer, so i offered to do it no problemo. Drove to my shop, scanned the flyer and started to print and realized i was out of red ink. So, re-scanned the picture to a file, copied to a floppy which i took to the house to print. Printer at home is out of BLUE ink. So i drive back to the shop and grab my checkbook, write a check at the shop for the copy shop uptown where i buy ink. Drive uptown ... they're out of my ink cartridges. And their copier is broken, will only do black and white. So i drive to the only other shop in town that sells ink cartridges, they have my ink in stock but the check i pre-wrote for the last place was the last check in the book, and i've got like 4 bucks in my pocket. Next stop is a real-estate office purported to have a color copier. They're closed. Last resort is a photo shop uptown. I walk in the door and wait no less than 15 minutes before someone comes out to the counter. It's an 8 year old boy. He wanders to the back of the shop, then back out to the counter several times before I'm able to get his attention and ask if anyone a bit taller is around to help me. He disappears into the back room again and eventually returns with "Nanna". I give them the flyer, tell em 10 copies, and wait. And wait. 35 minutes later, every second of which i watch on the clock behind the counter, the photo-person comes back with one copy. Seems they're having printer problems ... they've just run out of ink. I step outside to the curb, chainsmoke and curse for another 15 minutes, and whaddya know, after just under 2 1/2 hours of hurrying and waiting and questioning the existence of God, i get my copies.
Other than that it's been a really beautiful day.
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| Posts: 371 | Location: Wyoming USA | Registered: December 29, 2005 | |
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quote: So i drive to the only other shop in town that sells ink cartridges, they have my ink in stock but the check i pre-wrote for the last place was the last check in the book, and i've got like 4 bucks in my pocket.
So why didn't you alter the cheque to add their name? (Good rant, btw)
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| Posts: 7579 | Location: Melbourne, Australia | Registered: February 02, 2003 | |
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Today I found out that one of the teachers I used to work with when I was a LSA died a few weeks ago. He was a really nice guy and he'd only just retired. Pretty gutting.
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Must be in the air then cause over here in alaska last friday it was Ink Jet vs Laser, had me running like mad twixt two stores with my sticker-paper trying to get my copies done... Complications galore. Biohazard you are a gem for not droppin' the Ball. kudos indeed.
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| Posts: 2189 | Location: Coast of the Pacific | Registered: February 09, 2005 | |
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quote: Originally posted by Thalassicuss:
Must be in the air then cause over here in alaska ....
damn Thal I thought you were about to launch into a diatribe about people dropping dead....
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| Posts: 3321 | Location: Austin, Tejas | Registered: May 02, 2005 | |
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quote: Originally posted by electric dragon: quote: Originally posted by Thalassicuss:
Must be in the air then cause over here in alaska ....
damn Thal I thought you were about to launch into a diatribe about people dropping dead....
Well I hate to disappoint i'll see what I can do 
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| Posts: 2189 | Location: Coast of the Pacific | Registered: February 09, 2005 | |
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just gave myself a fright there. was eating a tangerine. got a pip, gagged to stop swallowing it, with part of the strand in my throat and half in my mouth. it caught there, and for a moment it just wasn't going either way, and i was choking. not nice sensation at all. did my best to keep calm and let it go.
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My boss treated us to lunch today. Within an hour I was as sick as a dog. Left work and while stuck in traffic started vomiting. Explosively, copiously, all over the interior of my vehicle. While rushing home I was pulled over by a cop. Naturally, he thought I was drunk, and as I vomited again while offering an explanation for my haste, he felt compeled to breathalize me. I passed the test, vomited at his feet and was allowed to continue on my way. Now that I am home and my stomach is empty, I feel much better! Even as I type am getting a grim chuckle at the memory of that cop dodging a stream of vomit on the edge of a busy street.
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Motherfucking allergy won't give me a break. As soon as I stepped out of the house today I got a migraine as big as hammers hitting me on my head persistently. Everytime I was out on the street those hammers would come a chaising. God freaging damn it. Ah and the bronchitis is settled right well in there too, thank you very much. Now at least we're at the stage of getting rid of the muccus that has accumulated in my lungs for the past three days.... See I know this fucking routine so well who fucking needs a doctor or any fucking medicine. The whole fucker is fucking scripted from beginning to motherfucking end. No this rant ain't over yet. Let those hammers recede a bit and I'll be back with more.  Τα παιδεία παίζει. |
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| Posts: 11724 | Location: Katerini, Hellas | Registered: October 29, 2003 | |
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quote: Originally posted by striv:
Motherfucking allergy won't give me a break.
As soon as I stepped out of the house today I got a migraine as big as hammers hitting me on my head persistently. Everytime I was out on the street those hammers would come a chaising. God freaging damn it.
Ah and the bronchitis is settled right well in there too, thank you very much. Now at least we're at the stage of getting rid of the muccus that has accumulated in my lungs for the past three days.... See I know this fucking routine so well who fucking needs a doctor or any fucking medicine. The whole fucker is fucking scripted from beginning to motherfucking end.
No this rant ain't over yet. Let those hammers recede a bit and I'll be back with more.
My puke, your mucus... perhaps we should start a thread... "WHAT'S YOUR TEMPERATURE AND HOW'S Your SYMPTOMS!!!"
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