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Fluevogs have an empirically demonstrated high Impact Factor
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We heartily recommend an orange plastic Austin Powers stewardess dress to go with the boots. And threaten to spank anyone who doesn't pay attention.
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I found out that some good friends of mine have won a car in a raffle.
They're the second set of my friends to have managed this. So why the feck don't I win any sodding car raffles? ----------------------------- "Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks |
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You need to improve your luck. An easy method involves, before buying a ticket, offering yeast-based liquid, in multiples of six, to a deity of your liking. Of course, giving the offering to the raffle's organizators works just as good.
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What I am NOT hearing is that fuldog did NOT bare his ass publicly today, um yesterday.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nurturing my inner clown. |
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More than enough chilangos attended, so one less fuldog wasn't noticed. Plus, call was at 4:30 a.m.; I was just going to bed at that time! : )
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Well, ok then. Though disappointed the wgb wasn't there, in the nude, symbolically. Just sayin'. You got your life. I get it.
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That would have been nice, 'WGB' written on my chest! But they didn't even let a guy with a sombrero charro keep it on.
Still, it was interesting to watch a whole new mexican generation of nudist elders in the making... : ) |
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MMmm, nudist elders...(ewe,?) communing...how fun, yet disgusting for some of the "children." Um, chilangos=? Bodies? Folk? Bozos? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nurturing my inner clown. |
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I just attempted to take my cat for a walk. I put the harness on him, attached the leash and proceeded to take him outside.
He freaked out. He shed loads and loads of cat fur all over me because cats do that when they're scared shitless. He kept trying to hide and meowed quite loudly when I pulled him from under a parked car. He's hiding under my bed. I hope he recovers soon. I just wanted him to get some fresh air.... |
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I really really hope you are giving it in Danish. Fight for the Nordic languages. |
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Think I may have may intramuscularly injected my left index finger with an insulin syringe fulla Selleys RP7. It hurts like hell, but on the upside, my knuckle's stopped squeaking.
By the way, if there's any mainliners out there, I know a place to get free needles if you're in Brisbane. "Hi. I, er, need a syringe. I need it to precisely place lubricant in a camera." "Here ya go. This one's fairly big." "Don't need it that big. And, you got a needle for it?" "This one's got the needle on it." "Ok. How much?" "It's free. We're generous." "I, uh, don't need to show you any ID or anything?" "No, I'm trusting." "I'm a student." "Haha. No, it's fine." "I'm an arts student." "That's ok." "I'm a fine arts student." "Gimme the needle back." "What needle?" The Lithos School of Curiousity is now enrolling |
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what needle? the one that's permanently jutting out of your left index finger.
just took my girl up to try out the (girl) guides. her new best friend's a guide so they're giving it a go together tonight. seems like a nice bunch of people. |
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Ironically I've been asked to hold it in English, as there is a Finnish woman attending who says she can not understand Danish. This is not a task that I volunteered for. |
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Completed an application to rent a new place to live. Will tell ya the outcome when we know it.
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Strap it up with duct tape. ----------------------------- "Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." -- Mel Brooks |
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Sticky
That is just asking to be impact phrased. I ain't doing it though. -- No restraint, no fear |
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