I was alone in Vancouver, nude.

Suddenly and without warning, William Gibson (GAY!) came from behind and shoved his massive cock up my anus !

Then he forced me to suck his cock and he sucked mine too!

The gay cyberpunk author raped me for 4 hours and 47 minutes, then he left.

Now my assholes hurts and my willy is sore and I have the foul taste of Gibson semen in my mouth !!!

So never go nude in Vancouver, or gay cyberpunk authors may go after your nice ass !

what stamina! truly exeptional.

so was it 12 inches, or more?

I smell Osier...

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Originally posted by raab:
So never go nude in Vancouver, or gay cyberpunk authors may go after your nice ass !

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Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I heard THAT old chestnut.

You get used to it. It's just another perk of living in the best godamn city in the world.

Well, ya gotta give points to Gibson for originality- when he interacts with a fan, he makes one hell of a first impression, oui?

"Gibson semen"? That'd be almost provocative if it wasn't so damn inane.

And now for something completely different: ever wonder what Kermit the Frog's chosen religion is? If he's Jewish, do you think he's a reformed Jew... I mean, eating pork an' all that jazz......

Yeah Im waiting for him to come back to Atlanta....
No seriously, thats one of the funniest fucking posts I have ever read. Its great that we can take his name in vain.

makes me wonder if Osier has spawned.

"the book of Osier."

"Osier begat Raab..."
eek