When my Swiss friend comes to visit, we indulge in black cherry Etter self dubbed "Swiss Water"

typus interruptus. When you're coding or working on a document and someone im's you and the keyboard focus goes to the chat window.

i have so many but am so comfortable with them i barely realise they're just mine.

cheeps: coffee
weep a cheep: make a coffee
peeps can you weep a cheep (you get the drift)

arses/shoiks/flip: the swearword you use when you're not using a swearword

buck up titty: my hairdo, new phase phrase

bob's your oyster: forever mangled. i'm rewired.

so many more. man i hate making lists under pressure.


THAT WAS 800!!!!!

and in less than a month i'll hit my board birthday. and i'll be away at the time, unlikely to be able to bask in the inevitable glow.

pheneketylneurotic: me (and splitcoil)

*lunchcutter - someone who swoops in and steals the girl or boy you're trying to hook up with. also works as bruno? yeah i know 'im. fucker cut my lunch last weekend.

*snarf - someone who sniffs bicycle seats in the summertime.

*tits up - out of commission. drunk and passed out. done. use it with your nearest river like tits up in the Vedder.

*shit the bed - pulled a wilson.

*chooch - dumb girl or dumb guy who, you are insinuating, is a dumb girl. also choochie. also dooch. also doochie-dooch when used as a term of endearment.

trencher-beak - male genetalia. (used only in comedy situations)

Double-bagger: A male/female (depending on you and your sexual preferences) so exceedingly ugly you'd need two paper bags to shag them - one to cover their face and another to cover yours in case theirs falls off.

Dodie (Doe Dee) instead of dog.

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Does anyone know if I made up the term 'dither off'?

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Nicholson Baker used it in Vox. i suspect you may have gotten it there?

by the way, every time i see dotherobot, i firstly think ditherbot. no offense madame or sir. feel good aboot it. it makes me laugh.

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schmag

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i occasionally use that term for a cigarette.

Cigarettes: splits, squares, plain ol' smokes. Occasionally smokey-treats.

Beer: Sconskies. Cos it all comes from Wisconsin.

To fapple is to babble drunkenly and therefore nonsensically.

When you're riding your bike and you eat shit (another fine term), losing your tools, spare tube, phone, pocket change, and power bar all over the road/trail/ski jump, it's called having a yard sale. See also augur, faceplant.

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Originally posted by charmakarmacat:
Nicholson Baker used it in _Vox_. i suspect you may have gotten it there?

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Thank you. I suspected as much. I remembered distinctly his use of 'strumming' to refer to male masturbation.

I think dither off holds up well under scrutiny.

rs, the definition you're refering to is absolutely correct, but actually gramatically bending the rules when used as 'dither off'. It's ordinarily used like 'tizzy' I think, as in you can be in one. "A state of indecisive agitation." It works nicely if you think of it in terms of the more irregularly used definition of agitate, "to cause to move to and fro violently".

Origin: Alteration of didder, from Middle English didderen, to tremble.

i have no meaning associated with this word, i only ust it to offend someone who a needs to be offended, and b doesn't need to know why they are offended. This works best with the type of person who is easily offended, but has a limited vocabulary.

the word is "Crunt"

a rather offensive sounding little word, but as it has no meaning, is harmless.

it sounds like a contraction of the words "crusty" and "cunt" and if someoneis going to take offense, they will do so to this word.

...then they'll stand there all confuse wondering wtf that word means. This look of confusion and anger is priceless.

you're such a damn crunt!

lol,
those winking faces were unintentional.
or
heh

i think booger has a nervous twitch.

Ok, related to another thread in which I used this word/these words and was called on it:

"Flerg"- This can't be a noun or any part of speech really because it simply expresses a state. It is always used by itself, never in a sentence. Generally it expresses a sort of finishedness. That is, when I am done thinking about something that I find to be inane, I say "Flerg" and move on. It is usually accompanied by a heavy sigh.

"Blerg" is similar and sometimes synonymous with "flerg" though the meanings differ slightly. "Blerg" is most often used when expressing distaste in something and a desire to be done with viewing/smelling/thinking about such thing. It is an amalgam of the words "Blah" and "Flerg".

For those Chicken and Egg people, Flerg actually came first. Blerg was a later addition to my personal dictionary.

funny you should mention chicken and egg, because i use the word eggbeater as a term for someone with no goals or personality in a very dead-end low paying job that will get them nowhere in life. it all started one night in an argument with this choochie working the burger king drive-thru. the conversation ended with yeah, whatever. see ya later eggbeater!

A roll/blob of used gaffer tape stuck to the base of your shoe apres gig de-rig...

"Oh man, I picked up a stage turd"

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Jeebus Crust.

Hardly made up - more an obscure profane bastardisation.

A friend of mine accidentally said 'Grist' when they meant to say 'Christ'. For awhile we adopted Grist as the 'thing to say'.

Later, I was playing some Diablo II with a different friend of mine. His character was almost killed - he ran his character away from the skirmish, in his haste typing Grust, rather than Grist - which made it all the more funny as the typo perfectly summed up the hecticity of the situation.

So, for a while we used Grust.

Pronouncing the 'G' harshly, as we were want to do, produced 'Crust'.

So, we ended up with Jeebus Crust, which pretty much folds back around into 'this is my body broken for you, take and eat in remembrance of me'.

'Only Forward' features crunt launchers and crunt grenades.

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