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The combined definition prize would have gone to editengine and Lester Zombie. But we highlander it, there can only be one and it is colin for religious zeal in a small cubicle.


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Praise Nasmarach!

Define me chafflink, before I forget that I'm supposed to pick a winner again.


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Chafflink

Common in BDSM circles, a chafflink is a serrated steel shackle. When coupled to a cinch-chain and wincepin, it is used to connect the right testicle to the left earlobe.

Or so I'm told, on good authority.


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Chafflink

The condition brought about from wearing a suit of Linperamail.


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In certain forgatten places finches are considered to be Satan's Spawn and are caught and chained together on a chafflink to be displayed until eaten on Halloween.


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I humbly present to you [drumroll...]
a chafflink!


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Originally posted by DIT:
I humbly present to you [drumroll...]
a chafflink!


*hovers cursor over link, notes URL details, vows never to click on link*


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For those too timid to follow the chafflink, here's how it starts:
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Aaron Leitner wrote:
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In the past two years I have run quite a few miles, and I still have problems chaffing. One would think that after awhile, that the area rubbing would toughen up, But it's not. Mine is in the crotch area, it rubs the very top of inside of my legs, and sometimes a little on the two " I believe there referred to as 'jewels'". I have used vaseline and aquaphor, and I'll be dogonned if I'm still not rubbing. Any other tips would be greatly appreciated. Just about ready to take up sewing or crocheting! Thanks.

Have you tried Bag Balm? It's similar to Vaseline, but is more viscous and contains lanolin. I find it lasts where Vaseline rubs off. It's meant for treating cow's udders. I found a can in my local drugstore - don't know if that'll work for you, but a feed store type place would probably carry it. The can was about $5.00 but it will probably last me the rest of my life (and considering that it eliminates chafing and nipple burn for me, it's well worth it.


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chafflink shaf leenk

Etymology: From Psalm 1: "Not so the wicked links! They are like chafflink that the wind blows away. Therefore the wicked URL's will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous. For the Lord watches over the way of the righteous, but the way of the wicked hotpRon URL embedded perish."

URL links blowin' in the wind Big Grin


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Praise Nasmarach!

Define me chafflink, before I forget that I'm supposed to pick a winner again.


Too late.


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I was trapped in Canada for the past three days!

Anyway, over to you, Rambaud.


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That new "conduct unbecoming with a moose" statute is catching alot of people off guard.

New word: Moritarobat


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Moritarobat
Ritual performed in Burma by british young men in the final stages of the colony regime. Taro fruits(Colocasia esculenta)were thrown at sleeping bats hanging from the trees. The one who first killed a bat, would be titled Moritarobat of the month.


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moritarobat moree tayro baht

one of the largest of the flying vegan rodents with wing spans up to four feet; reminds us all of our own mortality as it swoops down with enough stength to pull taro corm from the garden while staying airborn


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Mori-Tarô-Bat

A pacifists weapon of selfdefense.

Developed by Mori Tarô (森 太郎) in 1924.

The bat is left in places of high tension like bars on a friday night. Its looks make it the first weapon of choice in a bar brawl but its design will lead the wielder invariably to knock himself unconscious.


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*bump*


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Nothing yet....

This message has been edited. Last edited by: gutze,


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It's a Japanese Zombie Bat.As in Fledermaus. Not for baseball or cricket.


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I thought I could bring the thread at the top of the list by editing...apparently not.


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Rambaud is missing?
No posts since November 3rd.


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