Hystibatement n.

The act of using parliamentary procedures to prevent a burglary or theft.

Hystibatement - the practice of slapping random businessmen on a crowded city street with a plastic bag full of cottage cheese. It was originated by an absurdist latino gang in South Central L.A. call Los Aburridos Gordos.

Hystibatement

The cessation of female mastabatory activity as the result of radical surgery or severe allergic reaction.

Hystibatement
allergic reaction triggered by Family Ties reruns; symptoms include light headedness, time-loss, high interest rates, inflation, trickle-down effects, wars that become just military operations, blackouts, and self-medication

Hystibatement

When stop suddenly in the middle of whatever they may be doing to speak a unknown language- Causing a mass upheaval in the structure of the society the co-exist in- Often causing a rebellion that no one can actually remember the meaning of- The victim is often followed as prophet to dead gods-

Another close one, but I'm going to award the prize to Eric.

Hey Eric!!!!!!!

whu..allright!
new word:
yexascism

yexascism n.

A mystical procedure for evicting uninvited natives of Central and South America from your apartment.

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yexascism

In Aztec religious ceremonies, the exact manner of handling the knife in a sacrifice. Getting it wrong was believed to summon white men from across the Wide Water who would destroy the Aztec world wreak havoc across the land.

_{They did? Never mind}

yexascism

A virulent new type of rash that develops as a result from applying ointment to an original, less virulent one.

yexascism - the technical term for a large open puncture wound in the upper body.

"This patient received multiple yexascisms in the head and neck when his wife beat him with a crowbar for saying "Can you hear me now?" every time he got out of his car."

yexascism - Technopagan ritual intended to remove unwanted bacteria from a contaminated experimental sample. Variants of this ritual may be found in ancient biochem textbooks, and of course, the internet. Usually employed by desperate grad students, to no positive effect.

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Yexascism

Process by which Catholic Priests scare away yeast and other molds.

Peter the Younger wins! with the technopagan ritual.

and? did any women get picked by affirmative action while I was gone?
If not, I am ready. Pick me, PTY! Have PiTY, PTY...

or...
or...

or you could at a pinch pick Noir.
That's OK.

Give us a word for PiTY's sake.

Don't be sad Aisha, it took me a while to win as well. Then I got on a hot streak!

My wit has yet to gain a nod. I feel your pain Aisha.

Whoops? Sorry, I walk away for a couple days, I there I go and win.

The new word is: Menomeract