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ulystechoxical

A new drug pioneered by a Princeton chemistry graduate student and tested on a Vassar english major composed of two parts lysergic acid and one part amphetamine, said drug is designed to allow a continuos, nearly comprehensible reading of Joyce's Ulysses within a twenty-four hour period.

Side effects may include:

Loss of sight in one eye.

Trojan war flashbacks.

Murderous rage directed at the suitors of that girl in your Phil 101 class who you have had a crush on since first semester...

and...

olfactory hallucinations primarily centered around you room mates smelling like pork.

Bump.

I have not forgotten.

Waiting for a few more before I beamingly exercise the powers vested in me.

I waited. But as some know and some will find out, I am impatient.

Soooo.. the winner is ...

*Decides to sleep on it. Whether it be ecstasy, eulogy or a drug. Or something dreamed up during the night... *

Tease.

no
cautious and caring

waiting for some WOMEN participants actually
affirmative action and all that :-)

ulystechoxical - an expansion of the art of chaumurky through travel to exotic lands and discovering new and insidious ways of poisoning.

quality already high enough -- butwe have usual suspects like minx, noir, ex-winners like infinity still waiting-- a zombie on AWOL

On the other hand, one bird in the hand is better than ten in the bush---

and we have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eeeeeeerrrrrrriiiiiiiiiccccccccccc!

And may oyu never give the euology at my funeral.

Y E S !

Thanks Aisha.

new word:

maharawhump

Prompt action :-0

Well-deserved, lambaster in spe.

maharawhump - the onomatopoeion of a mwahaha laugh ending with a slap on the mouth from the ridiculed individual; another word for tears before bedtime, pride goes before a fall and all that pessimistic stuff about last laugh and so on

(It's OK, I don't need to win ever again. I can die happy now. Remember about the eulogy, is all. Not oyu.)

maharawhump - n. Arch. Sound of a Maharajah falling off his polo pony, that is heard but never, ever remarked upon. Slang Used as a code word to denote something about which one cannot speak in current circumstances.

maharawhump - A portmanteu of Mata and Hari. Referring to the illicit and erotic activities of double agents in World War One as referrenced in contemporary gansta rap as punishment for their indiscretion.

e.g.:

Yo, I got gots my Tech 9
and it's really, real fine
Gonna put a maharwhump
on da bitcheses rump
cause she gone an done me two time

maharawhump - a popular but annoying dance craze in India created by following the template set forth in the West by Tag Team.

hi Penguin-- how are things? *derails her very fave thread :-0*

Mostly the same, which is to say, not great. But I waddle on in spite of the (metaphorical) cold, like any respectable penguin should. Thanks for asking.

Is the dance anyhting like this?

coll!

Things can only get better.

I was thinking more like the macarena, with Bollywood overtones.

Let's hope Scarrrric goes for that.
I have no need to win, myself.
Instead I grief around derailing the thread...

:-0

*moves on*

High Competition!
Let's read some more!