Zsyuglwen - The Round Tab;e maid. She didn't screw Lancelot, or Arthur or Merlin, but oh man did she ever have a time one fortnight on All Hallow's Eve with the lavatory staff of Morgana's crib.

zsyuglwen - Polish for Joe the Polish Plumber (the one European ladies love to call)

Zsyuglwen- A food additive that makes foods taste more "extreme" but has the painful side effect of making the imbiber more likely to enjoy random douchebaggery. Pepsi is planning on incorporating Zsyuglwen into a new flavor of Mountain Dew in 2009.

Zsyuglwen Secret lingo of the Welsh-Polish mob. Sounds like gargling wodka mixed with ground coal.

Zysuglwen The smug satisfaction felt after a winning Scrabble move that uses a consonant as a verb.

Zysuglwen
a drug developed by a pharmaceutical company in Kentucky that increases pain and suffering.

"You think you're in pain now, try Zysuglwen; and when it wears off you'll realize you were just being a pansy."

Oh! They're all better than mine!

***goes looking for some Zsyuglwen to increase p&s***

I quite like the neo-Aryan propaganda picture of your plumber.

You know what they say about plumbers with small wrenches...

quote:

Originally posted by Evilpenguin9000:
You know what they say about plumbers with small wrenches...

That the size of the wrench doesn't matter when you club someone over the head with it for making a penis joke?

a BUMP! on your heads for attacking my plumber

I defended him.

I'm just saying when he's laying pipe he's gotta wish he had a bigger wrench. More leverage... if you will.

Stop dancing and get judging!

:-)

Honorable mention to Hasa, but Aisha's made me laugh out loud

You go, girl!

yessssss!

EP the Eternal Runner-Up (heh!) always said tailor oyur word to your judge-- not that I did it ocnsciously, but I see why I won :-)

Now define THIS! And make me like it (i.e. avoid food). (Or don't, at your peril.)

crobbilate

Deadline is Wdnesday night (our time) when I leave for Lyon then on to Curitiba.

Ohh she's smug after a win.

crobbilate - an academic exercise in gaining a new perspective on a project by tossing all your materials on the ground and getting a new perspective on them through teh disarray. Thought to have been derived from William S. Burroughs cutups technique, but actually originated by a clumsy government worker.

crobbilate v. - perjorative

Lazy-ass police work to make eye-witness testimony sync up in the investigation of crimes involving civil rights violations in the South.

"I tell yer what, Cleetus, you go an' get these black fella's testermony tellin' bout how they done get robbed by white folk and we'll crobbilate it with the white folk testimony like real good."

Spittle and laughter follow.

crobbilate

Trying to report about a banquet without mentioning food.

crobbilate

A scenario in cribbage where a player falls one point shy of the target point total, and in doing so they lose the game.