crompostitual N: the obligatory reference or quoting of the Conan movies in an online reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

A shortening of the "Crom Post Ritual" later shortened to simply Spam.

ex:
1337n00b: You guys here about Ahnuld today?
jackass69: Yeah, I totally heard the wailing, and the lamentation of the women.
jackass70: CROM!!!!!

Crompostitual

A late and unsuccessful applicant for entry in the Websters New Abridged, crompostitual refers to a practice, as popularized on the Internet, by which a person becomes sexually aroused while typing erotic missives in an uncomfortable position.

very close, digitalprimate. very close. i would suggest working oot that rust with much posting in the appropriate thread. you knooooooooow you waaaaaaaaant tooooooooooooooooooooooo.
i had SRu's fantastic crompostitual pervert in mind, but PsychoInductive's example is one of the best i've ever read. jackass69 & jackass70...hilarious.

if you would select a new word for us, good sir...

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Originally posted by digitalprimate:
Crompostitual

A late and unsuccessful applicant for entry in the Websters New Abridged, crompostitual refers to a practice, as popularized on the Internet, by which a person becomes sexually aroused while typing erotic missives in an uncomfortable position.

Like the back of a VW?

Wow, first time. I feel honored and stuff.

No seriously, I do.

Anyways, next word shall beeeeeee . . . .

Man, this is freakin hard . . .

Ummmmm . . . .

OK, here we go: prissunt

prissunt - noun, rhymes with cunt

Originally a pop culture term for that girl [or guy] who's just a friend, and is constantly telling you that they wish they could meet someone as wonderful as you, and yet they never seem to make the obvious leap.

The study of this phenomena has led to revolutionary new ideas about statistics and probability, and the term prissunt is also sometimes used in statistical mathematics to describe something that is at once the most likely outcome and completely impossible, though entirely possible. Statisticians are currently trying to use the prissunt model to crack the mystery of the last two American elections.

prissunt

a most ingenious frathouse slang combining the words prise, prize, priss, cunt, and present.

the term applies to a straight-laced girl, most often a virgin, who has been nefariously seduced, bedded and dumped, usually as the terms of a bet or contest. a prissunt is the most difficult of specimens to find and get points with in most fraternaties' annual scavenger hump contests.
see sportfuck.

prissunt prree zhunt
Etymology: Unknown. Possible origin from a sarcastic reference to an unwanted gift with a drawn out pronunciation. Ah, someone left a nice little prreezent for me .

noun.

The strands of material formed from globs of molten chewing gum stretched between the parking lot pavement or sidewalk and the sole of the shoe.

(I'm gone for awhile. But I wouldn't feel right not writing an entry after telling everyone else to write one.)

fare thee well, be sure not to meet any, step in any, or make any prissunts.

prissunt, adj., Turkish origin, combining in equal amounts the pleasantly sweet taste of apricots and the smell of death.

prissunt - (PriSS-uhnt) noun:

Slang term typically used in the male homosexual subculture to describe a consistently feminine ("prissy") individual who is so low on the community social ladder that he is treated as someone who is less than deserving of respect or dignity. Such people are often heard whispering rumors of the more popular members of the gay community in a useless attempt to garner their own social currency. These individuals more often associate with each other and are absolutely, never ever invited to parties and most especially not the more impressive soirees- where they can be found outside, vainly trying to steal glimpses of who is and is not attending such gatherings.

Most prissunts find employment in the real world as informants to fashion and gossip columnists. Their nominal fees for "juicy" information help them to eek out a meager existence on whatever scraps of fashionable regalia they can purchase in second-hand thrift stores.

Interestingly, prissunts are not known for their sexual ardor in the gay community. This is partly due to their low social status, but mostly it is because they are plagued with a keen sense of self-loathing and lack the confidence to pursue healthy relationships even amongst themselves, let alone the rest of the gay community at large.

See also: male cunt

EXAMPLE:

"See that bitch over there? His name's Hutch. If he comes within ten feet of you- that is to say, within earshot- then I highly suggest that you run in the opposite direction and put as much distance between you and he as possible," Terrance said conspiratorially. "He's a prissunt and he'll do things to your good name- not that it's so good, mind you- that will make your head spin on three different axes." - from the novel "This Is No Time For Love by Richard Ainst

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{BUMP} Get the hell up there you pigfucker.

Allright, been almost 2 days now.

Anyone else, or I gots to declare a winner here . . .

Don't make me turn this thread around, I mean it.

BUMP!!!

quote:

The study of this phenomena has led to revolutionary new ideas about statistics and probability, and the term prissunt is also sometimes used in statistical mathematics to describe something that is at once the most likely outcome and completely impossible, though entirely possible. Statisticians are currently trying to use the prissunt model to crack the mystery of the last two American elections.

Almost funny! but not really!! though entirely witty!!!

Allright, my applogies, I was going to declare a winner last night, but I was unable to operate a computer due to extreme, nay, heroic state of inebriation. When you and friends decide to throw a wake for HST, you have, have HAVE to do it right.

But, so anyways, I liked Charma's, however, I believ they use the all inclusive term "bitch" more often, so the winner will in fact be:

Hurts!!!

A new werd if you please.

Danke, PI. That definition was asking for itself.


New word:

charlitia

Extra points for self-contradictory definitions.

charlitia, n., in Southern Jewish cooking, the delicate, decoratively-formed bacon-fat-infused crust of a kosher meat pie.

charlitia: any one of the numerous species of extinct snow-eating reef-fish common to the mangroves of the Gobi desert; also refers to their mid-air burrows

charlitia (kēr-lish-ee-uh) n. (slang term, typ. used amongst book editors)

A group of similar-minded readers who obsessively flood book editors with a comprehensive list of typographical errors in any given book. Most charlitia members restrict themselves to a favorite genre or author.

THUMP!!!

Out of sight, out of mind? Three days have gone by. We need a new word or new definitions for the current word.

Or do I need to break out the Whip?