1 entry found for muffualation.
muf.fu.a.la.tion
n.
The state of being muffulated.
Music.
To press between ones legs in order to deaden the sound: Her careful muffualation accentuated the plaintive, haunting timber of the bassoon.

muffualation muffew a lae shun
n.

The state of being damn happy to be wearing ear muffs.

ex. Muffualation abounded as Luke realized that no sound seemed to emerge from the moving lips. And Luke screamed, "I'm so fffucking happy I've got these earmuffs on! I can't hear a fucking thing! Its absolute muffualation man!"

Splitcoil! Shame on you! We are in MIXED company here... I just can't blurt out the obvious definition to this word... ~exasperation~

I refuse to offer my first definition on the grounds that it will offend Pauline, Anna, and possibly other sensible ladies unbeknownst to me, it may even offend HTTF, (who is equally sensible but somewhat inured to suggestive posts),and it won't offend Vecna. (Aw c'mon Vec, just kidding, dude! )

Anyway, the second def I have is acceptable.

mu-ffu-a-la-tion n. Adulation so intense that the affected subject mutters "mu-fu" in complete awe, then forgets to close his mouth. Severe cases can cause cigarette burns in embarrassing locations.

i.e. Lurkers on the WGB often suffer muffualation when reading Charma's definitions.

Well, it was a close run between charma and SRu, but the kitty takes it. Your serve, Mr. charms, and well done. I think I may actually use that term IRL. It's a real phenom that's been in need of a name.

w00t!

new word: disengrobe

i saaaiiid, the new word is disengrobe.

Disengrobe - N - The specific name for a patented garment created in japan.

Marketed under the name vani-pants and vani-panties in the US, this remarkable garment is both sturdy and silky, but disolves upon contact with human saliva.

disengrobe - an article of clothing, particularly worn when calling other people names, from the vernacular "dissing robe".

disengrobe di sang robe
Etymology: Originating in a letter from John Jacob Astor in April of 1773 to Shen-nung pen ts'ao ching exporter Fao Ts'ao Chan in which Astor described a new marketing tool for Asian and American ginseng. The tool was a garment made from both types of ginseng root and the claim that the garment would induce outer body experiences. The first post revolutionary war shipment of American ginseng to China was made in 1782 by John Astor. The 80 ton shipment sold for three dollars per pound. (also see John Filson and early American marketing techniques)

n.
A garment, usually in the form of a robe, made from American and Asian ginseng root fiber believed to induce astral projection or outer body experiences.

disengrobe
n to disengage oneself from worn robe.

The word was a creation of writer Douglas Adams and first appeard in his book The Hitchhicker's Guide To The Galaxy, where the human character Arthur Dent always seems to be in some kind of trouble with the robe he is wearing during the whole first three books. At some point Douglas Adams got tired of trying to find new ways of explaining Arthur's struggles to cope with his robe always giving him trouble getting entagled in the most peculiar ways and at the worst times so he invented the word disengrobe in a pointless effort to make his already long sentences a bit sorter.

dis en grobe v.

To cause an object to cease being grobed.

grobe v.

To grasp tightly with both hands while making high-pitched squeals and jumping up and down. Esp. If the grober is a Japanese schoolgirl. Esp. If the grobee is a small furry animal.

Ex. All the noise was getting on my nerves, so I went downstairs and forcibly disengrobed that puppy.

Disengrobe - v.(slang) Insulting someone who absolutely deserves to be instulted.

Etymology: In South Central Salina, KS (the hood, yo) there once lived an incredibly obese man who would constantly berate McDonalds for making him fat. This individual, his tirade vis-a-vis said fast food chain notwithstanding, would consistantly eat at the aformentioned restaraunt twice a day. This man's colloquial name was "Grober." The word 'disengrobe' is a conjunction of "dissing" and "Grobe."

Ex:

Alex: Yo, Mike, you see that chick in the pink, ripped and stained spandex?

Mike: You mean the one with the hip-pouch?

Alex: Yeah, disengrobe her, man.

For fuck's sake, declare a winner already! :P

the cat must be waiting for this...

dis.en.grobe
v.
within the catholic church, to be stripped of one's groping robes (i.e. priestly vestements) and given a new assignment as "test subject" at the secret papal battle-chassis weapons development facility. (cause for reflection and prayer, but never for questioning church doctrine. OBEY.)

Ex. As a young priest, Ratzinger had been disengrobed, but his superior prowess in evading detection by the PopeScope put him on the fast track for the big hat.

Edited for example, and crappy wording.

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colin stomped you guys.

your word, sir.

Young lady, disengrobe that ferret at once!

Where was I? Ah, thank you, and the new word is swovel.

swo"¢vel

nautical; etym: Finno-Ugaric

1) n.

"¢ Ring-like ceremonial fitting found only on the starboard gunwale of a plût.

2) adj.

"¢ coll. Describing any specialized chandlery and/or ironmongery associated with the fraternity of one-armed stevedores who load and unload plûts from the starboard side.

And the point of bothering to add another definition would be what again, exactly?

Wassamatter? Don't you like a challenge? This is not one of those times where you have to give up! Even if winning seems improbable, you can still make teh funny. Fight the good fight! Make me spray coffee on my computer!

swovel - (rare) the topological counterpart of swiveling, swoveling is to have everything else, or everything in the vicinity, moved around you while you yourself remain in the same position

"The emperor was bored with the view from the divan, so we swoveled the palace."