Deuridiment: n. Controversial and now highly illegal radioactive salve composed of uranium tetrahydroxide, strontium nitrate, and lead azide in a stearate emulsion, infamous for its use in experimental treatments for greasepaint-reaction psoriasis in the 1920s. Patented by the French Doctor Henri-Odile Brutbouef de la Merdrière, a cunning pathologist who later rose to heights of infamy in Nazi Germany. (see: CLOWNS, high-altitude experiments, Mauthausen, 1943-45; DEURIDIMENTIA, effects of DEURIDIMENT on members of les Folies Bergères; DEURIDIMENTAOSIS, scabrous lesions of the face among northern European Romany circus performers)

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I meant the first posted definition, Nightshadow, the dancething not the dental...

Well...Deuridiment
d (from french de, from)
-euri(from greek eurus,the eastern wind)
-diment (from latin dimensio/dimetior, to measure something)
The fact that the degree of radioactive polution in Asia can be measured quite precisely by the content of radioactive dust particles carried by the Eastern Wind to Athens, where the measuring is done with a simple filtration mechanism in a small box placed at the top of Akropolis.

Deuridiment - a term for an idea-flow pattern wherein 'idiocy' tends to sink to the bottom of an imagined pyramid, therefore holding the largest portion (the base) and being the first element one encounters.

See idimation, used to describe the ratios at which idiocy breeds.

So far so good, folx. I particularly like HTTF's definition (though the others clearly show some thought and creativity). Let's see some more!

All right. Pass-on-the-torch time. Hurtstotouchfire won this round. Sock it to us, baby!

anti-closetarian.

You have 36 hours. - 2:20 PDT on 6-6-04 is the deadline

Anti-closetarian.
A pecular sect of fanatic homosexuals that surfaced in the early 21st century. Formed in response to all of the fanatic christian groups alligning against the gay community over the initial gay marriage movement of the 21st century. The Anti-closetarians waged war on the clergy by forceibly outing prominant closeted members, ruining the churches credentials.

Anti-closetarian

A fanatical group of terrorist monks that refuse to close doors after them in the winter, extra points being gained for public places or alarmed emergency exits.

[!!]

A fanatical group of terrorist monks that refuse to close doors after them in the winter...

So much!

Also acceptable to define pro-closetarian, just include mention of the antonym.

Anti-closetarian. Political movement in Northern Tennessee before the Civil War, formed as a reaction to the Closetarians.

Closetarian. Social and political movement in Kentucky that called for the establishment of a feudal state and the creation of a serf class. Proposed by John Closet in 1856 and ardently supported by many landowners in the state. The Closetarian party did not survive the Civil War.

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Whoa that's creepy.

Anti-Closetarian - a member of a group opposed to the Closetarians. The Anti-Closetarians only eat smaller items of furniture ranging from magazine racks to occasional tables. They are not to be confused with the Demi-Closetarians who primarily eat sideboards and bureaus.

Anti-Closetarian:

Sub-political group in the Monsters and Demons Union/Guild. Anti-Closetarians have a strict policy to eschew a victim's closet and choose, instead, to leap out from under the bed, from behind a door which has been left ajar, through an open window or (size permitting) from within a shoe. Anti-Closetarians are closely associated with the TTGT (Things That Go Thump, a.k.a. "Thumpers") Party while Closetarians are aligned with the TTGB (Things That Go Bump, a.k.a. "Bumpers") Party. Anti-Closetarians often accuse their opponents of being "In the closet", a distasteful phrase which has both informal and literal meanings.

This schism within the lower eschelons of M&D Guild cannot be reconciled in the forseable future. As such, each group is allowed to perform their duty-shifts on opposing schedules, in order to avoid rioting, brawls or the occasional "snit".

I guess the game is over. Hurts hasn't declared a winner and she's passed the 36-hour mark.

*le sigh*

I have recieved direct word from Her Majesty, Miss hurtstotouchfire, that I (in her temporary absence) am to declare the winner. So in the name of Her Majesty, Miss hurtstotouchfire, I declare jcd the winner!
Cheers from Bay Area Wankers everywhere *bow*

Take it away jcd!

(BTW- Her Majesty, Miss hurtstotouchfire with be here presently to confirm this decision)

Woo!

Ironemone

You have as long as you can stand it up until 2am Tuesday UK time.

Ironemone

The word submitted in the now defunct define me 2.0 thread after KarmDis'oBility declared jcd the winner without ever really obtaining the required permission from hurtstotouchfire.

Posters in the thread were said to be "...shocked, shocked! Well, not that shocked."

I hope you don't feel the need to justify yourself to me.

Let Perry guide you - I'm not interested in guilt, just winning the case.

No, I called him and asked him to declare 'that one with the monks' the winner.

I was already 12 hours past deadline and I knew it'd be another 6 till I could get to internet. Sure enough, here I am.