Tringellum

Small muscle in the back. Hurts like hell when strained.

People don't like to admit straining the trigellum, because the only way to do that is by ways of weird sex practices.

Tringellum

A paramecium found only in B&L saline solutions, infections of which result in exopthalmus and an compulsive desire to go backpacking in urban areas.

tringellum trenj ah lum
n.

the goo that a Starburst fruitchew turns into that stains your pocket

Tringellum

An obscure New Zealand band in the middle 1960's whose one hit was the song "Illegitemi Non Carabundom".

Trin-gel-lum

A meditative pratice in which people in groups of three stand at crossroads- While trying to "wiggle and jiggle" in a boneless fashion-

These rituals have been banned from high traffic areas do to the distraction factor-

As a former wearer of contact lenses, dawntreader's def got me where I live. So - her win.

*bump* Hey DT if your gonna play, you gotta keep things moving, otherwise the inmates get restless.

bump

xelactropism

An erotic fixation with laxatives...

NOOOO! You've both broken protocols! robw has to choose a new winner!

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

Edit: Good word though!

bump. robw, please please please fix this- I can't take it anymore!

Just
Let
It
DIE

But why?

Not commercial enough

xelactropism
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quote:

Originally posted by Rob W.:
Just
Let
It
DIE

[withering glare]

That's rather offensive.

xelactropism

A disease contracted during early childhood by drinking under-pasteurized, made from concentrate milk from rbst treated cows fed on synthetic crack. Symptoms include nausea, veganism and egging Hummers.

xelactropism

The phase-change from solid to a non-Newtonian state of matter observed in certain latex polymers. For reasons not fully understood, it most commonly occurs in fetish gear.

Eric amd Blueshift get an A for effort but I'm behooved to go with Hurts because that phenomenon described could scarily not just be bullshit. And I went to the Evergreen State College (Hippy Greater Attractor) where I was the lone steak chomper surrounded by hummus and tofurkey munching, hack-philosophy spewing psycho-vegans.

Moo at you sir!

xel ac tro pism n.

A school of thought among specialists in literature and narrative that holds that the computer role playing game, more specifically the Legend of Zelda is the highest form of story-telling art ever conceived.

Edit: Doh! Slow typing.

Hmm, really I thought booger nailed that one.

But I'll take it.

[thinking]