fegam - paper-mache sculpture created from weathered and defaced advertisements and politcal posters. Particularly those photocopied and stapled to telephone poles in college towns.


We will just have to keep posting definitions until she sees one she likes.

Fegam, n.
The gametes in fertilized ironsculptures. The procedure of fegaming was mostly used in Southern Eurakia in the 5th century by a cult of excentric artists called The Fegamists.
Fegamism only had a brief history, as the sculptures developed maternal instincts as a result of multiplying. The Council declared fegamism illegal in 483 A.C.W.

Since she is stuck in the distant wilds of a savage, moose-infested country, she may not have regular web access.

Apparently she spent the best part of the day in an old quarry, knee deep in flowers and other tourists.

Hey, I know that place. Last time I was in that 'hood, I straight-out refused to go.

"It's plants."

"It's beautiful!"

"I've seen it. It's plants."

It's actually quite nice, in the winter, though the soft serve ice cream isn't quite as satisfying.

She who must be obeyed is on her way...

[posting from Victoria BC, on treo]

I didn't really like any of them. Is that wrong? Twilite would have had it, were it not for my secret dislike of the word 'gams'. I have similar feelings about 'boobs', though most other female body part slang is acceptable.

Perhaps mostly because I'm having fond fantasies of accusing WGBers of fegamy in the future, I'm going to have to hand it to Nil.

Groovy!

New word.

Pilsinamap

pil si na map n.

A map consisting of contour lines connecting points with an equal concentration of beer. Because a pilsinamap is concerned only with quantity, it can be very risky to use one for beer surveying purposes unless accompanied by a local guide.

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What the f*ck is "quanitity"?

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Pilsinamap


Explaination you give on a subject you barely understand to someone who knows even less about it
than you do.


Ted Stevens 'A Series Of Tubes' speech to the US senate is a good example of a pilsinamap.

pilsinamap pil SIN ah map

the one and only way to find the super elusive pirate underground of true punk sweatshops in Philadelphia where punks create punk t-shirts "for punks by punks" This is serious stuff man I mean that's why its called pilSINamap. You know, punks have died in there making these t-shirts. Damn, nevermind dude.

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pilsinamap pils in a map noun

Beer can with a local map printed on it.
Once the beer has been drunk, the can can be torn open, and laid flat.

This is the most sacred possession of any alcoholic traveler.

pilsinamap noun

Assorted amphetamine tablets wrapped in Google-Earth map printouts with directions to a rave or underground hip-hop event, usually sold along with tickets to said event. Believed to have originated in chav culture in Yorkshire, England for dealers' protection. Made globally popular by Radiohead's hit single, "Substance Direction".

"Fookin 'ell mate, that bloke's jacket scored me 30 quid, more 'n swell for a pils-in-a-map! Fookin WAAAHHHH!"

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Is everyone done on this word then?

think so

Sorry, couldn´t think of anything, as I saw the great entries.

Ok then, if we're all done, I have to give it to RamBaud, partly because I liked his entry, and partly because his entry had nothing to do with beer or drugs.

quote:

Originally posted by Nilcypher:
nothing to do with beer or drugs.

*queues up the Clint Mansel*

I don't have regular internet access right now so if I'm not back to pick a winner, could you please do it for me Nilcypher?
Keep that in mind the rest of you when making submissions, ie no drink/drug refs.

new word:

gin'n'methedrine

keyoptic

No worries RamBaud, I'll take care of it if need be, and just in case, I won't enter this one.