keyoptic adj.

The word is used to discribe exceptionally ugly mock-egyptian architecture.

keyoptic kee up tik
the emergency button under the flower pot on the door stoop; the keyoptic is used when vision is too blurred from an alcohol or drug binge to find the key hole on the door

Wow, we ran dry on this one pretty damn fast didn't we?

bump

Ok, in RamBaud's absence, I declare Hasa the winner.

Yay!

thotemorgyll

Thotemorgyll
Character in the ancient online computergame MindsofMagic, played in the start of the 21th century. Thotemorgyll was the leading priest in a villagecommunity able to foresee tragic events and known for his humour and helpfulness. Unfortunately he had an unknown allergy to raisins, which caused his death in may 2023. He reached level 59 the day he died.

Thotemorgyll [thotel-orgy-(gi)ll] (noun)

As described by H.P. Lovecraft in 'The Unspeakable Secret Life of Sea Creatures', a thotemorgyll is a rituals during which Star Spawn creatures fornicate with totem poles shaped like Great Cthulhu.

According to the story, all people who actually witnessed a thotemorgyll took their own life.
Sigmund Wört, a mute tetraplegic man, is the only recorded case of a person taking part in a thotemorgyll and surviving more than two days afterwards. He finally commited suicide under unexplainable circumstances.

Thotemorgyll tot em or guile
a back flip with a half twist performed in the burgeoning sport of nude tortilla flour vat diving sychronized to the sound koto solos

Tho te mor gyll p.n.

The Norse god of awkward conversations.

Tho temor gyll-
A lost city where the only language was that of heat signatures and bird calls-

Eric wins.

And I hope one day nude tortilla flour vat diving will become olympic. This new and educational sport really deserves it.

Thanks!

zoinksalutionmentary

Aw oh I may have killed it for good this time.
Any takers?
RobW?
Anyone?
anyone?

zoinksalutionmentary

The Making Of on the dvd edition of 'Funniest Home Movies'.

Most fans said it destroyed the magic.

zoink sa lu tion men ta ry adj.

Of or relating to the exchange of greetings between pesky kids, especially those who solve mysteries on a weekly basis.

Dammit, there goes my easy victory. I can still win the poetry contest based on the simple fact that my poem is the sole entry.

Hasa was close
but Colin wins
Your turn Colin

Dinsdale? Colin?

I'm beginning to think maybe there are too many participatory threads in this forum. Won't somebody think of the lurkers!?

Ahem.

Anyway, define fijillery.