Fuck, Kradlum, that made me fall of my chair.

And it's a stable chair.

You might be a Wigber if you think everything is like television tuned to a dead channel.

"Did you try the cherry pie? What does it taste like?"

"It tastes like television tuned to a dead channel."

my favorite of the redneck Jeff Foxworthy lines,

You might be a redneck if your mom can tell the State Trooper to kiss her ass without taking the cigarette out of her mouth.

and

You might be a Scot if you pronouce "fuck" so it ryhmes with "book".

You might be a Nudist Elder if:

- You keep green plants on pots, and they cannot be smoked.

- Sex on a double bed has stopped being an event.

- Sex outside a double bed has become an event.

- There is more food than drink in the refrigerator.

- 6 am is when you get up, rather than when you go to bed.

- There is a good chance your favorite song turns up as elevator music.

- When your friends break up, there are lawyers involved.

- You can talk about sex in a group without any giggles or blushes.

- Movie and dinner is the whole date, rather than the start.

- You spend more on ibuprofen than in condoms.

- Price is no longer a critical factor when choosing a wine bottle. Or stockings. Or almost anything cheaper than a car...

- You do not need to check yourself in a mirror before going out naked.

- Comfortable flesh is more attractive than hard muscles or sharp bones.

José

Edited to follow the example of FP, NE extraordinnaire.

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look away, look away!!!

you might be a complete dumbass, if you blame social evils on Harry fucking Potter.

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Originally posted by lithos:
Fuck, Kradlum, that made me fall of my chair.

And it's a stable chair.

LOL, reading backwards to find out what made you fall. LOL again.

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Originally posted by boogerhead:
you might be a complete dumbass, if you blame social evils on Harry fucking Potter.

Christ, people are completely stupid. Why blame the crazy bastards with guns when there is a perfectly good book to take it out on?

She's worried about the behavior of people who confuse reality with fantasy, and so she recommends the Bible?

I think I smell me a witch. Johnny, fetch me my witch-detecting hammer.

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Originally posted by Archie:
"Did you try the cherry pie? What does it taste like?"

"It tastes like television tuned to a dead channel."

Okay, that's pretty fucking funny.

You know what television tuned to a dead channel tastes like?

Cookies and cream!

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Originally posted by Bic:

Fuck me. I don't wear that much shit scuba diving.

Then again, I think I get more sunlight thirty metres down on Moreton Reef than Wales.

You might be Jack Thomspon if you blame videogames for the every day gun violence that occurs in the US.

You know you're from Rochester NY if

The only thing at the annual May Lilac Festival is snow.

The worst four-letter word you could say is "Fuji".

You can't swim at the beach.

You thought that you had figured out that alternate-parking thing, but wind up with a ticket anyway.

Toronto is about 70 miles away, but it takes four hours to get there.

The name "Greater Rochester International Airport" is bigger than the airport itself.

There's an 800 number to report a pothole in the road.

You know that a "Can of Worms" is not something that you take fishing. Your baby's first word is "Wegmans".

You ask lifetime residents where the George Eastman House is, but they don't know either.

In a city where it snows at least 90 inches a year, they build a new sports stadium with no roof on it.

It can be 70 degrees one day, below freezing the next, and you think nothing of it.

Your mother is buying outfits to wear to Wegmans.

Your low-fat diet is never low enough to exclude an Abbott's custard.

You order a white hot and a pop, and the counterman knows what you're talking about.

You can travel from Egypt to Greece in about a half-hour by car.

D&C is a newspaper, not a medical procedure.

There are no hamburgers, only ground steak.

You can go to any mall on a Saturday and see at least 5 people you either work with, went to school with or dated.

A musical comes to town 10 years after its Broadway premier and the entire town goes nuts!

You awaken from a deep sleep, look at the clock and see that it's 6:00, but you have no idea whether it's AM or PM.

When 18+ inches of snow falls overnight, but you never thought of NOT going to work.

You are perplexed when friends from other cities come to visit and want to "see the sights".

In winter if the temperature hits 45 degrees and the sun comes out, people walk around downtown wearing shades and no jackets.

There are places at the poles that seem to get more sunlight during the winter months than we do.

Wegmans is somewhere to go on a Friday night, for entertainment.

You know who Vinnie and Angelo are.

You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

You think that people from Pennsylvania have an accent.

Halloween is snowed out with great regularity.

You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.

Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.

Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack of Genny and a bucket of Buffalo wings.

You believe that "down south" means Maryland.

Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines.

You can compare Nick Tahoe's garbage plate to at least 3 other knock-offs in competing restaurants.

Cool photography joke, shake.

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Originally posted by shake:
You can compare Nick Tahoe's garbage plate to at least 3 other knock-offs in competing restaurants.

garbage plate is a dish?

Depends on your socio-economic status.

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Originally posted by shake:
Wegmans is somewhere to go on a Friday night, for entertainment.

Wegmans is pretty amazing! My little sister lives in Rochester. We visited her in 2004, and she took us to Wegmans.

Yah, Wegmans is pretty crazy. It has really blossomed since I left there back in the 80's. I was in syracuse for work about a month back and popped into a wegmans. Got lost.

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Originally posted by editengine:

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Originally posted by shake:
You can compare Nick Tahoe's garbage plate to at least 3 other knock-offs in competing restaurants.

garbage plate is a dish?

I think it tastes better if you're drunk.