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Originally posted by shake:
You awaken from a deep sleep, look at the clock and see that it's 6:00, but you have no idea whether it's AM or PM.

this is why we have 24 hour clocks in sweden...

You might be from Agassiz if...
- a car passes you as you walk down the street and you think "wow traffic is a bit busy"
- "East Side" and "West Side" of town are on the same street
- "downtown" is a block long
- when you need booze you can choose from four different stores
- you give only the last four digits of your phone number at the Video Store and the clerk knows what you mean
- you know all the tellers at the bank
- you know all the clerks at both gas stations
- the baker, the real estate agent, and the deli owner go to your church
- half the people you know have the same last name (around here its Wouda)
- you can walk across the four-lane highway in front of a cop and he just keeps going
- you hate tourists
- the busy time of day is the high-school lunch break
- you can tell time by the church bells
- you have a charge account at both gas stations
- while walking around town 2/3rds of the people you see know you by your first name