Hey, when you gotta go - do it in STYLE!

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Originally posted by Crash:
Rockstar Corporate Commodes

Is there a corrupt, pissed-off cop permanently occupying one of the stalls, whos sends you out to knock off people who could bring him down?

No. But I swear to you, this fucken little girl came in trying to deliver Italian food.

Do you believe that shit?

Is that a pun?

Only if yours is? (mine is more...referential)

... !!!

(((((shaking with suppressed laughter)))))

Finally SOMEONE actually gets it.

rofl!

I am just waiting for that penny to drop for Lithos.

I hope it will be this year.

Sometime.

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yes these are my highly corporate work toilets. i daren't go into the other dunnies here - the fellas use them, they reek and are full of girly mags.



and this is the bathroom at my other place of work - cleaning a friend's house.

This is a very, very good thread.

We should get an arts council grant.

we could fleece.. how many govts? just imagine. all those euros!

Knocked the excess violet out for you, ma'am:

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(thanks the sweet baby jeebus.) i didn't know what you were gonna do!

by the way, i got sprung taking that by my partner, told him what the caper was and he gave me a "should i be concerned about this?" look.

Misty those are so great!
I love the spot of yellow that frames your figure in the first one and I adore the one from your friends house. There's nothing better than having plants in the bathroom. Just love that.

thanks striv.

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There's nothing better than having plants in the bathroom. Just love that.

me too, ever since a particularly great conversation I had with one while I was trapped in a bathroom whilst taking LSD in high school...

bathrooms on acid, they can be such fun! i remember flushing a toilet like the one in trainspotting (though this was before i saw the movie) and seeing the grey/black/brown contents overflow and spill all down the sides, over the floor, everywhere. someone came in and turned on the light and then i was blinded by the reflections from the white, gold & pine of an upper middle class country style bathroom.

did i mention all the surfaces were crawling with disembodied doll heads?

awesome!

my favorite LSD bathroom tho was at the Renaissance Fair. My GF of the time and I had dropped litterally right before getting into the car (not us driving) and it took a fair bit of time to get out to the middle of nowhere which is the logical place to hold a Theme Fair. So of course the first thing we did as the stuff started kicking in and we finally arrived was find the restrooms. Which were, keeping with the theme, hidden behind huge wooden doors. Somehow I fathomed how the door worked and got into the stall and stood there draining the lizard and listening to the bizzarre sounds of the festival as the walls breathed in and out around me.

There is nothing quite like hearing a groaning troll from the next stall over...

My favourite LSD bathrooms (maybe that could be the title of a thread on its own) were the toilets at Campbell House student halls of residence, which are 3 streets away from where I work. The thick, dirty orange paint always looked like it was glowing as it flowed down the walls in waves.