OK, you know how this game goes already, based on its musical equivalent.



Alternative tagline: Even Alan Cumming couldn't save this loaded diaper.

Alternative tagline: Plot, who needs a plot, we've got Kate Beckinsale in fucking PVC!

(so the priapism is part of the torment, right? )

(I suppose so, if you find her attractive. There's something about her, perhaps her complete dearth of acting ability, that puts me off her.)

No. Not again!

As for Hell's DVD collection... Every sappy romantic comedy ever made. Fuck i can't stand romantic comedies.

(for david)



Alternative tagline: Even John Cusack couldn't... argghh, you get it

You should probably put down MOST romantic comedies...but that would take to long.

I vouch for, ironically, "Little Nicky". Absolutely shitty movie and deserving of hellfire.

"Turtle Diary"
"Bewitched"
"Ladyhawke" (for the soundtrack alone)
"Godfather 3" (long and boring)

tagline: Ripping off much better writers and directors for their own nefarious ends.

I can't believe I watch that whole fucking movie, just waiting for it to get better.
Johnny Depp gets his huge picture on the cover, but only 10 minutes of screen time.
COMPLETE TRIPE!

Worst. Movie. Ever.

It makes my head hurt that Peter Weir is responsible for this.

You thought this movie couldn't be made any worse? Try the "extended" version. What was hyped as a "directors cut" ended up being a miniseries version I remember being shown on television some odd years ago. "Alan Smithee" indeed. . .

My roommate got this an watched it non-stop- I pretty much hate all chick flicks with fairytale endings due to her- I swear I should have invested in stock for tissue companies when I was living with her-

quote:

I imagined us going into the theater [to see "Maid in Manhattan"] and at the last moment yelling to Helga to shut her eyes. It would be like the finale of "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

i can't imagine what it is that makes sam neill DO these movies.

i actually sorta enjoyed Even Horizon.

it wasn't terrible