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Originally posted by PradaWillie:
Based on some private emails I've seen I'd say colin is a lesbian.

a lesbian bear.

It is a monkey skeleton. I hate monkeys.

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Originally posted by colin:
I hear Arctic Monkeys are very popular with teenage lycanthropes.

Just a band.

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Originally posted by shake:
It is a monkey skeleton. I hate monkeys.

Don't deny your ancestry, democrat!

I never liked them, but Jessica Hahn cemented the deal.

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Originally posted by Bravus:
Colin's hot Japanese wife ordered him as a mail-order husband from Newfoundland. It's what they were reduced to after the cod ran out.

Bravus, this is beautiful.

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Originally posted by Bravus:
Colin's hot Japanese wife ordered him as a mail-order husband from Newfoundland. It's what they were reduced to after the cod ran out.

It's not a bad life.

You need any creams or ointments, Colin?

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Originally posted by colin:

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Originally posted by Bravus:
Colin's hot Japanese wife ordered him as a mail-order husband from Newfoundland. It's what they were reduced to after the cod ran out.

It's not a bad life.

You here that a lot from those Russian mail order brides too, right before they chop their husbands up and hock all the furniture on their way out of town.

Da, but I am not Russian woman with history of psychosis, and wife is not American software developer with no skills to be socializing. Is completely different.

Can't remember who told me that Russian women are all about the money.

Either a Serb or a Croat.

I get the feeling mixing up those two is worse than mixing up Indians and Pakistanis.

I went to high school with a girl who was half japanese, half italian.

Crazy as shit and hot as could be.

Asian women do not age well.

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Originally posted by lithos:
Can't remember who told me that Russian women are all about the money.

Either a Serb or a Croat.

I get the feeling mixing up those two is worse than mixing up Indians and Pakistanis.

It is, They'll Grabovinca your ass.

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Originally posted by lithos:
Asian women do not age well.

They age the best!

I don't believe this thread

Obama Debate or not, I am crashing like the Stock Market

Will watch the fall-out on Norwegian breakfast TV in the morning

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Originally posted by Aisha:
I don't believe this thread

Colin? Yeah, I knew him. 'Course, he wasn't calling himself that back then, nosiree. He was living out of a suite at the American Colony hotel that he paid for by the month with well-worn stacks of hundred dollar bills. The curtains were always drawn, but no matter what time you walked below his windows, the lights were always on. Sometimes, if you watched for long enough, you might see some serious men in wide brimmed hats and coats too heavy for the weather get out of an anonymous Mercedes and go up the back stair that led to his floor. Sometimes they came back empty handed, other times the came back with suitcases or boxes that took three of them to lift. Once, I saw them hustle a woman hiding under a raincoat down the stairs and into the back of a waiting car. Of course, if watched too long, more serious men might come up behind you and have a little chat.

The last time I saw him was at Sadat's funeral. I lost track of him after that, but word is he showed up in Macau six months later with a Cuban passport and two of Brezhnev's secretaries.

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Originally posted by editengine:

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Originally posted by colin:

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Originally posted by Bravus:
Colin's hot Japanese wife ordered him as a mail-order husband from Newfoundland. It's what they were reduced to after the cod ran out.

It's not a bad life.

You here that a lot from those Russian mail order brides too, right before they chop their husbands up and hock all the furniture on their way out of town.

Not all of the mail-order wives act up like in a Short History Of Tractors In Ukrainian. Some stay happy, as long as you keep feeding them more euros. Just keep in ming to never feed them befor noon - no matter how much they beg, don't.


Colin on the other hand, some say he was born in space and raised by wolves.

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Originally posted by Newro:
Colin on the other hand, some say he was born in space and raised by wolves.

Colin's the Stig?