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Originally posted by UberDog:
Puns make baby Jesus cry.

And the problem is?

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Originally posted by Marshdrifter:

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Originally posted by UberDog:
Puns make baby Jesus cry.

And the problem is?

The fucker won't shut up once he starts. Do you've any idea how annoying a whineing messiah is? Just look at Usul in Dune, you want an idea!

I learned that many Europeans celebrate Name Day.

Why? I'm guessing boredom but I did learn that they do do this.

today i learned that some people will go out of their way to be annoying, for no apparent reason. no names though.

Today I learned that my cousin is pregnant.

And no, I am not the father.

So, you're not a Tasmanian, TiWren?

The cake is a lie.

Hey Uberdog, where were you when you weren't here for several years?

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Originally posted by lithos:
So, you're not a Tasmanian, TiWren?

Well, I wasn't born there.

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Originally posted by green-robot:
today i learned that some people will go out of their way to be annoying, for no apparent reason. no names though.

Green Robot Crushes Dog/Drives Kids

Article follows.

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Originally posted by martin:
Hey Uberdog, where were you when you weren't here for several years?

Doing reconnaisance.



Actually--I once had a life. then I stopped having a life. I was on Chuck Palahniuk's site for some while. Now I'm here.

More or less.

I learned that pussies will always be pussies and they come from all different countries. And my tolerance for them has severely plummeted in the last three days.

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Originally posted by Meru:
I learned that pussies will always be pussies and they come from all different countries. And my tolerance for them has severely plummeted in the last three days.

This reminded me of Neal Stephenson's Snowcrash, actually ("If we still had laws, the Mafia would be illegal"):


The Mafia is Italy's most profitable enterprise. The mob has revenues of around 90 billion Euro (127,7 billion Dollars) per year, that's seven percent of the Italian GNP. Its main source of income alone, blackmail, secures the Mafia around 40 billion Euro.

Says the Italian Commercial Organsiation Confesercenti.

(And I wonder how they got the Mafia to publish its figures. It's not like they're on Wall Street and have to, you know.)

X-posted on the NGB

But do they run all the pizza deliveries?

That must be the other 50 billion Euro!

Y'know, after 257 posts and umpteen restroom pics I think it might be time you changed your "location" info, BTB. I'm sure you can have dual nationality - you're as much a Wigber as a Gaimanite now. Admit it!

Yeah, I was thinking about that.
Just haven't come up with a suitably silly location yet.

(And I have no problems with being both, I like it here. Cool place! Coll, I mean.)

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Originally posted by Babylon the Bride:
Yeah, I was thinking about that.
Just haven't come up with a suitably silly location yet.

"Restroom" would not be out-of-line.

I learned that regardless of how much time I have to do a project/paper, I will inevitably wait until the last few days before deadline to do said project/paper.

....this would be a problem if I didn't always end up with fairly high grades.