I learned that in Japan, it is not a good thing to give sick people rooted plants as gifts.

Also, how to say, "I want my ex-boyfriend to be happy," and, "When I was young, I wanted a pony."

quote:

Learned what scrapple is while eating at an all night diner in Tampa.

Scrapple is like politics and sausage, you shouldn't ask how its made.

Tradionally, only women play the Pipa.

Today I learnt it is usually a good idea to read the dispatch e-mail when you buy things on line.

For the n-th time: mixing beverages is bad. For me.

I learnt that a few nights ago.
Mixing beer, aquavit and Finns is very very bad: hangover will follow. Thing is, Finns don't let you go home until the glasses are empty (in a bar -- in their homes, the bottles)

That my insurance covers damage from spacecraft and guided missiles, but not from a nuclear detonation, even if the detonation is ruled an accident. That's interesting.

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Originally posted by BlueShift:
That my insurance covers damage from spacecraft and guided missiles, but not from a nuclear detonation, even if the detonation is ruled an accident. That's interesting.

What if the detonation is from a spacecraft or
guided missile?

Still no dice.

I thinks that's one of those: "if this has happened to you you got bigger problems than insurance" clauses.

My cousin's in an abusive lesbian relationship!

That booming is thunder not bombs.

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Originally posted by Marshdrifter:

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Originally posted by BlueShift:
That my insurance covers damage from spacecraft and guided missiles, but not from a nuclear detonation, even if the detonation is ruled an accident. That's interesting.

What if the detonation is from a spacecraft or
guided missile?

My condo's umbrella policy covers terrorist attack.

I feel better already.

That Dail-Up Modems and EDGE really really suck!


I get 3G coveredge on a Mountain near Glasgow, but not in my save house in Austria ... what does that tell me?

What woke me up in the middle of the night was not an earthquake, but my cat.

lol. Did neko add a new trick to his repertoire?

I totally did !

ArkanGL inadvertently locked me in the bedroom when he went to bed.
Since I couldn't go around the apartment and min my usual business, I waited until he was sound asleep.

Then, I jumped on him, and started purring as loud as I could.
By then, he was dreaming of earthquakes.
After a while, I started jumping around, and punching him.

He woke up, convinced that the earthquake was really happening.

Heheheee

that'll teach him to lock you up!

Yeah.
That's a mistake I'm not going to repeat for a while.

Monday morning. Notice Arkan's cat is now posting messages.

Don't even bat an eyelid.

God, I *love* this board.

best,
Chris H