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He looks like Charles Dance.

He has something to do with computers.

He is even-tempered while typing.

He has a thing for teenage lycanthrope love.


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Reading, meanwhile, is an activity subsequent to writing - more resigned, more civil, more intellectual.
 
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His tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.


Or that may be Chuck Norris, whatever.


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He has cats living in his beard


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I have signed release forms for all those lycanthropes.


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Originally posted by colin:
I have signed release forms for all those lycanthropes.


The word "statutory" comes to mind.


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Colin has no neck, his hands are the only way he can keep his head up.


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Originally posted by UberDog:
He has something to do with computers.


This is a common misconception. Actually, Colin is a computer. A social networking algorithm, to be precise, testing the waters of the WGB from the servers at Pandora.

" You might also enjoy the latest Fallout Boy
  
 
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Why would I enjoy the latest Fallout Boy?


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Because although you listen only at night, with headphones, in a darkened closet, Colin knows you love that kind of shit


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I hear Arctic Monkeys are very popular with teenage lycanthropes.


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You kids and your music.


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Colin's hot Japanese wife ordered him as a mail-order husband from Newfoundland. It's what they were reduced to after the cod ran out.


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Yall should be careful here. I heard Colin killed two men just last week. They made a comment in the checkout aisle at the supermarket that Cisco was the weak link in the internet backbone. He broke their necks and disposed of the bodies in the market's compactor.


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Colin yearns for the traditional Japanese aesthetic in a post cyberpunk reality.
 
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The break-up of Colin's Tears For fears cover band in 1986 only spurs him to higher achievements today. The fact that you find him sloppy drunk on dive bar bathroom floor over the toilet singing the lyrics for Shout between desperate sobbing should in no way contradict this.


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I've been told that colin married his wife because she is one of the top sashimi chefs in the world. She's the only known women capable of making colin's favorite dish, adolescent lycanthrope sashimi. It's illegal and in Japan is said to give eaters the ability to play Half-Life masterfully for weeks on end while engaged in coitus.

Below is the only known photo of colin's wife. After preparing an average Tuesday night meal for the family, she takes the time to present her meal to colin and their two children naked.



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Colin is actually a bear.


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I didn't know you were into that kinda thing.
 
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Based on some private emails I've seen I'd say colin is a lesbian.
 
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I didn't know you were into that kinda thing.


Sake: what is your avvie now, I cannot see it it is so tiny.

Look like a day of the dead puppet from here.


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