The 'Bean Brigade' was progressing well, but there were still some problems to be ironed out. Whilst the farts produced could lift a 45kg man up to 1 metre; they still could not carry any weapons; although the combined farts of a full brigade were lethal at ranges of 500 metres.

LN

Chinese Fart Drill?

How about General Tso's Flying Circus.

Oh my god! Someone hand that pervert a sock! Make that a pair!

"Officer I haven't had any-[hiccup!]thing at all to drink! See I can do you little [hiccup!] test here"

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Originally posted by editengine:
"Officer I haven't had any-[hiccup!]thing at all to drink! See I can do you little [hiccup!] test here"

Damn, you beat me to it!

I'll have to think of a new one.

"Worst Finger Puppet Show EVER!" - New York Post

After the million-dollar multimedia equipment failed he tried to present the evidence the best he could.

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Originally posted by Nilcypher:
"Worst Finger Puppet Show EVER!" - Comic Book Guy

*ZING!*

Score: Engine's, 1; Cypher's, nil.

I didn't realise it was a campetition...

Yep. First prize is two, that's right two chili dogs from Ben's Chili Bowl: 1213 U Street, N.W. Washington D.C 20009. Ben's has been serving up fantastic faire since 1958-Just ask well respected WGB'er and longtime Washington resident, Justy, who says;"Yes, Ben's. Good post-9:30 club chow..."
Ben's Chili Bowl, now on NPR. See you there.

I know I got a little worked up on the thread in question, but why, pray tell, are you bringing that up here?

Anyway, back on topic.

q-
"Now remember 007, never squeeze the baby's head. We went over this with red buttons and you wouldn't listen so we made the concept a little more repugnant. Don't squish the baby's head under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE!"

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Originally posted by Nilcypher:
I know I got a little worked up on the thread in question, but why, pray tell, are you bringing that up here?

Just after posting my *zing*, I look at the board and suddenly theres the chili bowl thread at the top after a long hiatus so I began posting on both similtaniously; seemed incredibly funny to me at the time(late and
*ahem* after a couple...)
What I enjoyed the most from that thread was that you were completely right with what you said yet you got the short end of the shtick somehow, one of the great things about this board. I love your new sig but the old one was
priceless. Cheers. R.

don't you hate it when it flies back in the window?

They were the first against the wall when the revolution came.

Shame they didn't hire a genius to design the t-shirt.

what nerds do with all the spare time the rest of the world wastes on kinky sex