"My agent told me this was going to be a serious film. So why the fuck am i wearing a leather skirt?"

"It's okay for you. I had to get my wang pierced in five places, my right bollock's chained to my earlobe and you'll never believe where I keep my carkeys."

Come on, stop sulking...
You were not the only one to sign the contract without reading the whole script...

Edit: I take it back, Gromit had the same idea and posted it while I was searching for the words. And his text is better than mine.

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"Come'on, relax. You are a big boy, you can handle it."

I have a question. Do you think the nose ring is a bit garish?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gromit:


On friday night a cease fire was called and both armies re=inacted their favorite scenes from "OZ"

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Originally posted by Gringo:


"

I will stand here and think of England.

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Originally posted by Gromit:

Oh Doris, really! It would take at least 4 hours in a pressure cooker to make it tender enough to eat.

"Why yes, we are looking for a nice young man to move the furniture!"

"Just move the bed up and down, and I'll tell you when to stop."

quote:

Originally posted by Gromit:

"Ohh what a strong fellow you are. You should run for govenor instead this flimsy Reagan."

"Me? A Govonar? Do You really belive that That could be possible?"

"Ohh yes my dear, everything is possible in America. One day you might be even President!"

"Jahh, that wär schon was. Me President."

quote:

Originally posted by Gromit:

You want a piece of this old lady? No I didn't think so! Give me your hard candy, I know you have it!

Ok, enough with the queen... let's bring her back.

"Don't look now, dear, but that guy with the beard is staring at you. Again"

What gives you that idea?

You know Lester, if I saw you out in the wild I'd think "That's a crazy old guy."

Funny how first impressions are sometimes right huh? Hehe.

Are you jealous, EP?

Keep away from all bearded penguins.

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Originally posted by Gromit:

"We're swangers! Wanna have some fun?"

quote:

Originally posted by Boogerhead:

"Lalalalalala... ooh, ouch! I think I have a hangnail."

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