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"And then, Jesus Christ in the form of a bare hade came into my cell and delivered my thoughts from terror as the little slopes went running about like all the meager hellspawn of Lucifer and I knew that my day would come and by the righteous light of the Lord God I would wreak my bloody vengeance upon a world that had wronged me.

I hate those fuckin' gooks, Jay, want to piss in their bleached skulls and set fire to their babies (again). I want to kill all of them. Then the camel jockeys what wronged us on 9/11. my mandate is to purge this Earth of their foul stench. I will not rest until no Harkonenn breaths Arrakeen air. Shai Hulude, Jay! Mother fucking Shai Hulude!!"


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I hate those fuckin' gooks, Jay, want to piss in their bleached skulls and set fire to their babies (again).


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
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Big Grin


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Metamucil just kicked in!
 
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Bravo, U-Dog and H-boots, bravo!


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"... and then, Jay, I used my telekinetic powers to lift her skirt. Hahahaha. ... but, of course I'm joking. I didn't lift her skirt."
 
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As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
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In hiding, posing as a Wedding DJ, Saddam is annoyed at the 373rd request for the Chicken Dance.


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"I just want to get down. Feel me?"
 
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oho!!!

well fucking done.


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Your lawn ain't cuttin' itself while you're here posting, you stunned cunt.


 
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oho!!!

well fucking done.


+1

And I can't cut my "lawn" right now. It's under about an inch of water.
 
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"You kids! Get the hell off my water feature!!!"


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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
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"The price of oil hit a record high today..."


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"Okay! Pop the clutch!"
 
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"Captain Waaaaaalllllkerrrr..."


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Some members of the No Fly list in Hell commence their twice daily trip across the river Styx. Global warming has reduced their chances of repeated drownings while providing the motivating power for Charon's upgraded craft, but each TSA inspector knows the fear that they won't be able to leave the No Fly list until their petition has worked it's way through the administrative channels of Hell.
 
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Soaring gas prices forces Al-Qaeda to adopt new tactics.


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