When, after years of debate, the Church accepted that Artificial Intelligences had a mortal soul, they didn’t hesitate to build the one and only Truly Infallible Pope.
Less than two months later, they erased the software, destroyed the hardware and never spoke of it again.

Nice one, Cyn!

Running late for the 8:05, Nate jumped the turnstile and jumped...

But the flaps had closed, and he fell to the ground, the blast from the lift-mags crushing his belt buckle nearly back to his sternum.

Thankfully, the 8:15 could be seen just pulling in.

Greetings from Germany.
As you can see: lovely architecture here. But we simply adored the lamppost ornaments.

(The picture below is a crashed Borg Cube with a roller coaster running through it).



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Critics were skeptical of the drawing power of Disney World's new, darker look and feel, but the lines qeueing up outside "Death Plunge" outstripped those for "Pirates of the Caribbean" within two days of the ride's opening.

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"I'm villifying you for God's sake--pay attention!" Henry II, Lion in Winter

After 911, the United States Federal Government vowed that NEVER AGAIN would they allow terrorists to use planes as weapons of mass destruction.

Nobody ever thought about trains.

Paramount-Disney merger is now complete,so now we can drop the quality even further. When we'll buy Time-Warner, we will just release floral patterns on DVDs and let people ride in wheel barrows in our parks.

Finally, a solution -- DDR game without a pad.

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Despite their recent bankruptcy, historically low interest rates and a surplus of credit allowed Youssef and Dahlia to finally buy a home. It needed some windows and a shitload of screen doors, but it was a beginning.

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"I'm villifying you for God's sake--pay attention!" Henry II, Lion in Winter

Best one yet, Split!

Good evening, and welcome to this evening's PBS special, 'I am John's Thalamus.' Our scene opens on the Ventral Anterior Nucleus....

Bellham

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Total Recall:
The Dead President Series.
Lincon AD 3009.

Instead of a regular penis transplant, Jack decided to go with the, steam driven, Iron Fist Option. Which made him very popular with a certain kind of ladies.

(Sorry about this one. Couldn't resist. )

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By 2030 all windows had a reflective index of 1.0

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Fighting causes injury

It wasn't the first time Terence had been bullied by a floating hologram of Earth, but if the Lockheed particle accelerator gun in his back pocket had anything to say about it, it would be the last.

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"I'm villifying you for God's sake--pay attention!" Henry II, Lion in Winter