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"Dude...you've got a booger."


The Lithos School of Curiousity is now enrolling
 
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Hey! Does anybody else's adhesive taste funny? Mine sure does. Whoa, guys I'm feeling kinda woosey, anybody else? Yeah definatly woosey, and a little lightheaded. Hey is that the ground? *THUD*


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The gunfire around us makes it hard to hear. But the human voice is different from other sounds. It can be heard over noises that bury everything else. Even when it's not shouting. Even when it's just a whisper. Even the lowest whisper can be heard - -over armies... when it's telling the truth.
 
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Clara Allnutt, Ethan Drock, Esmerelda Bund, Tyrone Wheamley, and Anne-Marie Calallaballa; 1994 Nobel Prize winners in Applied Physics for their development of the ball gag.


 
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Recruits hang tough in Ventriloquist Training Camp.
 
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Every single image from this modelmaker's interview is great caption material. Let's start with this one:

 
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Honestly, that error message doesn't need a caption.
"FecalFace.com"? Did you get the link from Super44 or something?
 
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Ooops. Your pr0n-blocking wall's threshold is higher even than mine. That site is full or art stuff, some of it nsfw, but so far, haven't found any scat. Here's the pic:


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Good God, it's an old I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again gag.

(Specifically - "You always seem to hurt the ones you love." "Well, I'll take the cactus skin off.")


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Drop a house on her from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 
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"Oh, Jesus, honey- I'm sorry!!!"

"Don't touch me! I'll take 'em out myself! Goddammit, Jerry, this happened last week! I love you, but if you're going to propose to me, don't you think it'd be considerate to at least pluck those things out first?"

"Oh, honey," he said as he held his face shamefully in his palms and, at the same time, winced for doing so. "It crossed my mind. Really it did, but so much has- wait a second. Who's Jerry?!?!?"




Imagine: A thousand Buddhist eyes staring at you from across a rice-paddy field, the zeal and hunger in their eyes. And one lifts his fist high in the air, raising the battlecry, "EMBRACE THE TAO!!!!" Then organized chaos ensues.
 
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"I guess this means cunnilingus is out of the question."


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"Ow damnit! I knew it! You're not Cactus Jack; you're Cactus Larry."
"Well...uh...phew...what can I say...would you have met me if I hadn't claimed to be Cactus Jack?"
"Of course not you prick head. Just...order some more wine or something."


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...after all you can chuck bones in an envelope -- remotepush

"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not an animator!" -- Thal

...if it's that small a world, it starts to smell funny -- CayceP
 
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There was no getting around it; Jim really was a prick.


 
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I've got it...I'll put on a hat and we'll tell the waiter they were in the cake. Cha-ching!!!


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anarchocyclist and mean old man made me laugh so hard i forgot what the hell i was gonna reply with.

it sucked anyway.


As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
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I know I said I'd try peyote, but this is ridonculous.


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As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.
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Boyd Coddington's formative years were spent at the side of his innovative and stylistically groundbreaking mentor, charmakarmacat.


 
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Redneck storm chasers.


>>I'm not much of a connoisseur, I'm afraid. I have wide but shallow tastes. --Colin
 
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During a low-budget filming of the movie which inspired "Back to the Future", film crews enjoy a moment of respite before trying to film the McFly-gets-chased-by-Indians scene, which was featured in the third BTTF movie.




Imagine: A thousand Buddhist eyes staring at you from across a rice-paddy field, the zeal and hunger in their eyes. And one lifts his fist high in the air, raising the battlecry, "EMBRACE THE TAO!!!!" Then organized chaos ensues.
 
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Redneck last words: "Hey guys, watch this!"


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