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"Dude...you've got a booger."
The Lithos School of Curiousity is now enrolling
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Clara Allnutt, Ethan Drock, Esmerelda Bund, Tyrone Wheamley, and Anne-Marie Calallaballa; 1994 Nobel Prize winners in Applied Physics for their development of the ball gag.
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| Posts: 6442 | Location: Mexico City, Mexico | Registered: January 11, 2003 |    |
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Good God, it's an old I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again gag. (Specifically - "You always seem to hurt the ones you love." "Well, I'll take the cactus skin off.")
........................................................................................ Drop a house on her from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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| Posts: 5257 | Location: Sydney, Australia | Registered: June 04, 2003 |    |
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"Oh, Jesus, honey- I'm sorry!!!" "Don't touch me! I'll take 'em out myself! Goddammit, Jerry, this happened last week! I love you, but if you're going to propose to me, don't you think it'd be considerate to at least pluck those things out first?" "Oh, honey," he said as he held his face shamefully in his palms and, at the same time, winced for doing so. "It crossed my mind. Really it did, but so much has- wait a second. Who's Jerry?!?!?"
Imagine: A thousand Buddhist eyes staring at you from across a rice-paddy field, the zeal and hunger in their eyes. And one lifts his fist high in the air, raising the battlecry, "EMBRACE THE TAO!!!!" Then organized chaos ensues.
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| Posts: 1522 | Location: The Colony, TX | Registered: April 22, 2004 |    |
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"Ow damnit! I knew it! You're not Cactus Jack; you're Cactus Larry." "Well...uh...phew...what can I say...would you have met me if I hadn't claimed to be Cactus Jack?" "Of course not you prick head. Just...order some more wine or something."
______________________________________________________________ ...after all you can chuck bones in an envelope -- remotepush
"Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not an animator!" -- Thal
...if it's that small a world, it starts to smell funny -- CayceP
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| Posts: 4447 | Location: The Fringe (I prefer no borders but for inquiring minds, Wise, VA, USA) | Registered: January 10, 2003 |    |
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There was no getting around it; Jim really was a prick.
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man... anarchocyclist and mean old man made me laugh so hard i forgot what the hell i was gonna reply with. it sucked anyway.
As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue. -Albert Einstein
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| Posts: 19198 | Location: my happy place. | Registered: February 17, 2004 |    |
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Boyd Coddington's formative years were spent at the side of his innovative and stylistically groundbreaking mentor, charmakarmacat.
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