Page 1 ... 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 ... 23
Go
New
Find
Notify
Tools
Reply
  
-star Rating Rate It!  Login/Join 
Metro Dynamics
Member
Picture of Metro Dynamics
Posted Hide Post
Pleasure to be back, MoM. Thank you.

Copying dawntreader's anatomical/scatalogical train of thought,

Schizoid Embolism (from Total Recall)



Pronounced Skit-soyd.


//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
"No blossoms wither so quickly as yesterday's tomorrows."

--Disch

"He looked upon us as sophisticated children: smart but not wise."

--said of Ishi
 
Posts: 3693 | Location: Pelusium | Registered: October 18, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
UberDog
Member
Picture of UberDog
AIM: Online Status For ubercanis
Posted Hide Post
Queer Biscuit


---
"I knew their tastes were very different and because the french like Dick a lot." -W.G.
 
Posts: 8951 | Location: A grue's belly. | Registered: February 20, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
shake
Member
Picture of shake
Posted Hide Post
Deja Poo
 
Posts: 3758 | Location: Mountain View,CA,USA | Registered: September 30, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Kerr
Member
Posted Hide Post
Stumpjob


________________________
What else would hunters do?
 
Posts: 140 | Location: Toronto, Canada | Registered: November 07, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Mean Old Man
Member
Picture of Mean Old Man
Posted Hide Post
The Dirty Thirst

Mump Bob

The Poles
 
Posts: 4368 | Registered: May 25, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
jbx
Member
Posted Hide Post
Cover Band.

The band on the cover of the magazine, the band you pay a cover to see, the band that plays "ironic" covers.

Cover Band.
 
Posts: 593 | Registered: July 05, 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
TwiliteMinotaur
Member
Picture of TwiliteMinotaur
Posted Hide Post
Hot Period


___________________________
blog

Twilite Minotaur Productions

The Hawaiian half of Minobot!
 
Posts: 3681 | Location: Honolulu Hawaii | Registered: July 06, 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
kenmeer livermaile
Member
Picture of kenmeer livermaile
Posted Hide Post
Tetra-G


Space must flow past the ports like wine from a pitcher
 
Posts: 4286 | Location: Spokane, WA | Registered: August 11, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
jbx
Member
Posted Hide Post
Hot Viral Meme

or variations:

Viral Hotload (which leads to Disease Gun as well)

Hot Viral
 
Posts: 593 | Registered: July 05, 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
jbx
Member
Posted Hide Post
Sexy Vegetables
 
Posts: 593 | Registered: July 05, 2005Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
TwiliteMinotaur
Member
Picture of TwiliteMinotaur
Posted Hide Post
Rage Against The Horde


___________________________
blog

Twilite Minotaur Productions

The Hawaiian half of Minobot!
 
Posts: 3681 | Location: Honolulu Hawaii | Registered: July 06, 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Metro Dynamics
Member
Picture of Metro Dynamics
Posted Hide Post
["Try Nitro," said Eileen]

Tangram 5 (is Go!)

Richard Jordan (leave off "Gatling", Old West fey-pretentious gilded age baroque vaudeville/circus theme, John Lennon + Mick Jagger "Dirty Mac" meets Tijuana Brass; also "The Richard Jordans")

Aftercastle

"Dessau"

Libertatia

(for Meru y Wanderer): Atomium ("atom" pronounced like "atone")

Lysistrata ("who tried")

Teleport Me Off This Rock

Duchovny

Toledo Steel

Encomium

Forms in Light ("Our eyes are constructed to see forms in light." --Corbu)

Falkenstein


//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
"No blossoms wither so quickly as yesterday's tomorrows."

--Disch

"He looked upon us as sophisticated children: smart but not wise."

--said of Ishi
 
Posts: 3693 | Location: Pelusium | Registered: October 18, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
subject
Member
Picture of subject
Posted Hide Post
boba and the smurfettes


...
 
Posts: 486 | Location: Location: Location: | Registered: December 22, 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
herr kuchen
Member
Picture of herr kuchen
Posted Hide Post
Punch and Judas


_________________________________
Peter Kurt Russell Clarke Gable Windows XP
 
Posts: 3497 | Location: Portland | Registered: June 30, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
shake
Member
Picture of shake
Posted Hide Post
Ha, that is a good one, Mr. Cake.
 
Posts: 3758 | Location: Mountain View,CA,USA | Registered: September 30, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
aqua
Member
Posted Hide Post
PMS


---
- Everything is going according to plan.
- Nicks change but sig remains the same.
 
Posts: 874 | Location: New York | Registered: October 22, 2004Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
nunya
Member
Picture of nunya
AIM: Online Status For primoside17
Posted Hide Post
Some how the message I meant to put here ended up somewhere else but I would us The Chicken of the Sea


"Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do"
 
Posts: 13 | Location: New York | Registered: March 28, 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
colin
Member
Picture of colin
Posted Hide Post
Tourette's Attack


________
You have to give up
 
Posts: 11834 | Location: Silicon Valley (not Japan) | Registered: May 28, 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Kerr
Member
Posted Hide Post
SHITBALLSASSCLOWN!


________________________
What else would hunters do?
 
Posts: 140 | Location: Toronto, Canada | Registered: November 07, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
kenmeer livermaile
Member
Picture of kenmeer livermaile
Posted Hide Post
The typo'd pun as a derailment form:

Brand Names? When my daughter, Erin, was a toddler, she found an unsued tampon w/ dispenser.

'What dis for?'

Upon deep reflection of a 3-year old's concept of anatomy, my wife said, " 's for your butt."

'For your BUTT?!?!?'

And so was born the brand name line of feminine hygiene products known as Erina (soft female monophonic chorus 60s/0s product name sing-sing: 'Air-REEN-Ah!"; same melody as Nabisco's leitmotif).

White package with pastel teal and peach-pink logo in shape of gullwing. Picture on bottom right of daughter in black face, wild fro fright wig, and knocked-out teeth (a toddler girl Buckwheat, basically), holding up both hands with tampons held between each finger like Wolverine's claws.

Big Buckwheat grin.

Underneath, in quotation marks, this slogan:

" 'S FOR YOUR BUTT!"


Space must flow past the ports like wine from a pitcher
 
Posts: 4286 | Location: Spokane, WA | Registered: August 11, 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
 Previous Topic | Next Topic powered by eve community Page 1 ... 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 ... 23 
 


© Copyright 2005, AuthorsOnTheWeb.com