Baby Jesus And The Semen Drops

Alternate: Jesus and the Jizzferrets

Oooh! Alliteration...

tiny tim and the twisted titties

The Ketchup and the Mustard

I was in a band called Happy Handjob. No one would print our name on anything for some reason.

Saw poster today for a band which intrigued me.

Flat Stanley

The person I was with said oh, I've seen Flat Stanley, they're great. But the lead singer is ... um ... not flat. And then explained what a Flat Stanley is, a paper doll sent around the world to collect comments. My friend was part of a Flat Stanley project, posted a Flat Stanley off ... about a year later, she was accused of "breaking the chain". She had made a mistake, used the South African postal service ...

Flat Stanley flattened.

I must be weird, because I immediately thought "Flat Stanley? You mean, like Rascal Flatts and Ralph Stanley?"

I like the real source better. Sounds cool.

SA band from a while back, massed saxophone sound, great fun. Never played with them, but used to go and rehearse massed horn sections back when I was playing sax.

Benny B-Funk and the Sons of Gaddafi Barmitzvah Band

London band I had an audition with in 1988, great female singer, wonder what happened to her ... they said yes, then decided they didn't need a sax player after all ...

The New You

... and a group you may see one day. I was at a concert at a school for the disabled the other night. Incredible song/dance troupe, kids without arms and legs doing routines in wheelchairs and the like. One incredible boy, stumps for arms and legs, who could really, really, really dance ... quite mesmerising. They may go on the road some day. Their mentor, my very kind neighbour, was trying to think of a name for them. I suggested the name of their institution...

The Hope School

-Up the Spindle
-On Your Face
-Last Thursday
-Greyscale

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Originally posted by even crazier carlos:
The person I was with said oh, I've seen Flat Stanley, they're great. But the lead singer is ... um ... not flat. And then explained what a Flat Stanley is, a paper doll sent around the world to collect comments.

Do you know that the original Flat Stanley was and is a classic children's book?

The best band name I've heard of is People with Chairs up Their Noses, a 1980s arty post-punk band.

Although I'm rather partial to Serious Young Insects, also from the 80s.

"Electric Lobster Conspiracy," courtesy my friend Jake.

I always wanted to start a blues band and call it: Billy Ray Berry & The Ghetto Blasters

That's me on harp.

Then there's my bluegrass band: The Corn Fritters

And the ever popular: Blurt, started out hardcore punk, and evolved into dance pop (you know how these things go...)

The ambient performance/recording group: l4BT0p

Flatsnack

Thac0

Just because it woudl be so, so geeky.

A newly met friend came up with an idea for a band and a name just after several pints:

Your Sand Mine

makes me think of all those horrid sandbox wars I've fought in the past

We (the collective netmind gathering on a certain IRC channel) tried to invent names for a deathgrindcore band once. How about:

Collective Penis

or

Gangbang Vagina
?

Clothesline Betty

Bar Berlin next door is hosting a "Name The Band" party on Thursday night. If you give the band their name, you get free entry for life. I'll probably pull in. I have no ideas right now.

Actually, Bar Berlin might not be a bad name for a band, now that I think about it...

Ah well. Got there too late to hear the band. But I heard a couple of suggestions for the name, from my friend, The Man Who Knew Too Little (now there's a good band name).

The Play-Play Pussies

Nietzsche's Lantern Experience

(this concept apparently rather involves a man with wild eyes going around the stage shining a torch before a performance, saying -- "I'm looking for God -- anyone seen God?"

Not too bad, actually, what.