i mean who cares, really?

there's no such thing as cyberpunk. william gibosn writes how-to manuals for aging nerds who want to learn VCR programming. not comuter programming VCR. like setting the clock for daylight savings time...

here they come like pig doggies. hello little pig doggies the box is for your brainturds don't bother wiping...

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what happened is a bunch of assholes stated a lack of belief in cyberpunk -- or even punk.

then they went to WILLIAM GIBSON'S web page and didn't tell him.

what they didn't know filled all of gibson's books. meanwhile at nanotechindustries.com the laugh track was intense and all about broing little net hitlers who have no positive contribution to humanitym, who,m unlike the grenius acknowledged and belovedm, r. buckminster fuller -- don't have enough effective...

it;s too bad really, it's too bad. but
why would you make friends with the sortof people who sccratch off lotto foil while walking in traffic?

unmoderated traffic like this? they all got hit by a fucking BUS and they are standing there admiring their smear.

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there is somethingweird and nihilistand it is them.

the idea: thatthey are addicted to the end of the word the idea oflife improving by fiat, miracle or the simple quickening of human evolution disgusting , loathsome to them -- they don't want it. cos they'd have to rearrange their perspective. maybe even take some personal responsibility for their sucky lives. ayn rand was sort of a harridan ofthe word, sort of a angry beetle with the truth her goal. i don't miss her. i miss helen mirren.

i was just kidding.

At least your average cyberpunk would have a keyboard with properly functioning shift keys and space bar.

quote:

Originally posted by longshot:
what happened is a bunch of assholes stated a lack of belief in cyberpunk -- or even punk.

then they went to WILLIAM GIBSON'S web page and didn't tell him.

what they didn't know filled all of gibson's books. meanwhile at nanotechindustries.com the laugh track was intense and all about broing little net hitlers who have no positive contribution to humanitym, who,m unlike the grenius acknowledged and belovedm, r. buckminster fuller -- don't have enough effective...

it;s too bad really, it's too bad. but
why would you make friends with the sortof people who sccratch off lotto foil while walking in traffic?

unmoderated traffic like this? they all got hit by a fucking BUS and they are standing there admiring their smear.

I find this post to be a little disturbing, but mostly just amusing.

Not because of the content mind you.

When I was reading it I noticed that it had been edited and it still had such horrific typing and inept use of punctuation.

All right, another fighter for my cause of defeating this ghastly torrent of deliberate spelling and grammar mistakes! And he/she (edit as appropriate) is from Aus!

I gave longshot the benefit of the doubt, and put his textual problems down as "hardware", though.

Please. longshot, continue if your therapist says it'll help.

quote:

Originally posted by longshot:
i mean who cares, really?

there's no such thing as cyberpunk literacy. william gibosn longshot writes how-to manuals for aging nerds trolls who want to learn VCR programming internet pollution. not comuter programming VCR intelligent contribution. like setting the clock for daylight savings time...

here they come like pig doggies. hello little pig doggies the box internet is for your brainturds don't bother wiping...

There. Fixed.

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Originally posted by lithos:
All right, another fighter for my cause of defeating this ghastly torrent of deliberate spelling and grammar mistakes! And he is from Aus!

I gave longshot the benefit of the doubt, and put his textual problems down as "hardware", though.

Maybe we should carry your hypothesis to it's logical conclusion and assume that Longshot is currently in the throes of dysphasia?

dysphasia a disorder of language caused by a brain lesion.

the spelling bee champion was in fifth grade.

the sixth graders were mortified.



what a bunch of sneering pusillanimous piss ants.

i came here to discuss philosophy with adults.
like william gibson or my friend, gardner dozois.

do you know me?
my name is chip. i scribble science fiction. to survive.


you shit heads judged me.


when you are MENTALLY WEAK you become grammaryans.

can you spell that,
dick bags of socialistiically stinky nature?

get insulted by my WHOLE I. Q.


cause you guys showed solidarity with BULLSHIT.

i know that weak anti intellectual hangers-on are often DEMIMICIALLY POSESSED.

they are full of what bon-pa mysticians called DENIAL SPIRITS -- positivity makes them INSTANTLY FROTH like jit on a fucking frying pan.

you know what happened? shit holes?

i came here to talk about deleuze and derrida. you responded as AURICALLY MANIPULATED TOOLS OF THE STATE. one self hating cringing geek said there was no such thing sa cyberpunk.


i came here to communicate with gibbie.


geeks laid down a fire wall of self righteous bull crap.

can you spell 'crap', boogerhead
you conceited, fawning little
shit
hole?


hey:
can you pull out a spell check when i show my central phlange?

what a bunch of INTERNAZIS.
there is another word to spell.

you know what you turds are?

i have loads of queer friends.
someone has to hang lights.
someone has to have a sense of humor
when emotional retards can't take the POLE OUT.

you are now "homo superior."

especially you, vecna, you pewling psychophant.


i will come back in six months. to laugh at rotting corpses proud that they can still spell.

can you shit buckets spell 'venal jerks'?



hey see you tomorrow.

oh and by the way, geeks --

it IS possible that you can all be assholes and i came to have fun.

can you spell reductio ad absurdem?

go outside, pasty losers. give gibbie his blog back.

eventually i will be old and die. i will think of jesus and die laughing at you.

alkmi@godchannel.com

Longshit, I liked you better when you stuck to the Timecube....

http://www.timecube.com/

Sounds to me like someone needs a bran muffin, a hot bath, his bone smootched and a nap....

this is quality! can't believe i'd missed it before now!

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Originally posted by longshot:
oh and by the way, geeks --

...

go outside, pasty losers.

...

Outside? Pasty? I ride my bike all over the desert. I'm so dark I get made fun of by black people.

Do you keep getting marked absent from night school?

That's dark!

Exactly the kind of dozens I was thinking about.

Have you heard about pasty Deleuza
Twisted by Slavoj Žižek, in a heartless crime
Have you heard about pasty Deleuza
He's Deleuza, but he still keeps on tryin'

I think I could be friends with Longshot!