Bigend is a bit like the Cheshire Cat: a smile that gleams and shutters.

"Would you like another drink?"

"I'm delighted to know we'll be working together."

Johnny Depp as Tito! (That gorgeous boy!)

Splitcoil is Milgrim. As for his captor...

He looks too smart. I'm finding infinitely amusing Brown's lack of vocabulary. Like not knowing what "idiomatic" means.

1) Spend 18 hours drinking with him.
2) Get back to me.

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The teeth? The jaw? *Perfect*. Just need to de-pisshole his eyes with a little CGI.

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Originally posted by Fashionpolice:
Johnny Depp as Tito! (That gorgeous boy!)

Which reminds me I have to rewatch "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" soon!

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Originally posted by Fashionpolice:

Johnny Depp as Tito!

Yeah, that'd work. I had a vague, indistict, younger Lenny Kravitz analogue placeholding for that role, though.

And the Old Man was, when I first whipped him up, one of the wrinkled old cigar-colored lads from Buena Vista Social Club. Ibrahim Ferrer, like. Cuban by association, I guess. Only later did I start to sense he was maybe supposed to be a caucasian Yank. I ended up morphing him into a milder-featured John Neville.

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Originally posted by Fashionpolice:

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Originally posted by Fashionpolice:
Johnny Depp as Tito! (That gorgeous boy!)

Which reminds me I have to rewatch "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" soon!

? Whah? Nah. Maybe as Alejandro...

Brown could be that Michael Chiklis goomba...

(Walking home from the library, stops on the sidewalk; thinks...)

Hang on...

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Originally posted by Justy:

He looks too smart.

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Originally posted by Mean Old Man:

Spend 18 hours drinking with him.

(Scurries back home to post to the board)

Fouah! Heh, heh. Hee, hee, hee...

That was me.

Disregard my last.

Hollis- Toni Collette
Inchmale- Ed Norton
Hedi- Hillary Swank

Tito- Diego Luna
the Old Man- Brian Cox
Garreth- Linus Roache

Brown- William Fichtner
Milgrim- Shasha Baron Coen

Bobby- Mos Def
Odile- Bjork
Alberto- Jacob Vargas

Bigend- Neal McDonough

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The teeth? The jaw? *Perfect*. Just need to de-pisshole his eyes with a little CGI.

Oh gawd. It's him. Hubertus.

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WG had originally envisioned him to be tall, darkly tan and Tom Cruise-looking with a mouth overpopulated by very bright and perfect teeth.

I think I might have heard Mr G describe Bigend at a previous reading, or perhaps he is described as being Tom Cruise-esque in PR.

"a nominal Belgian who looks like Tom Cruise on a diet of virgins' blood and truffled chocolates."

Hollis- Misty
Inchmale- Twilite Minotaur
Heidi- Fashionpolice

Tito- The Etruscan
the Old Man- Mean Old Man (obviously)
Garreth- Trogdor

Brown- Digitalprimate
Milgrim- Boogerhead

Bobby- Sloane
Odile- Ki~2 (in drag!)
Alberto- Fuldog

Bigend- Wanderer

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"a nominal Belgian who looks like Tom Cruise on a diet of virgins' blood and truffled chocolates."

I remember that now. I also remember that, at the time, only the teeth fit the impression made by Hubertus the personality. Or maybe it's just that Hasselhof really does look like "a nominal Belgian who looks like Tom Cruise on a diet of virgins' blood and truffled chocolates"... only much bigger.

From very early on the idea of Inchmale looking like Arto Lindsay got into my head, and nothing can dislodge it. This leads to my idea of the Curfew sounding something like DNA. Don't know how you could use that to sell cars, though.

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Splitcoil is Milgrim. As for his captor...

Deal. Where do I sign?

I can see Michael Sheen as Bigend. Terrific welsh actor, probably best known for playing Tony Blair in "The Queen".