Vatican suspends Italian monsignor over gay sex



"VATICAN CITY (AP) -- The Vatican said Saturday it has suspended a monsignor from a senior post at the Holy See after an Italian TV program using a hidden camera recorded him making advances to a young man and asserting that gay sex was not sinful."

He should have known better and hit on a twelve year old instead.

Or the Swiss Guards in their stylish uniforms.

Tham are some sexy dudes, there.

Yup, there's nothin' like teh ruffles. And teh silk.

And the cheese. (Hey, it's Sunday. Being extremely gross on the Sabbath is part of my religion! At least just now.)

P.S. Limbojim, remember this?

"They come from little places with funny names like 'smegma', xxx, and the far-flung Isles of Langerhans."

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Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile:
P.S. Limbojim, remember this?

"They come from little places with funny names like 'smegma', xxx, and the far-flung Isles of Langerhans."

WTF?

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Originally posted by UberDog:

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Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile:
P.S. Limbojim, remember this?

"They come from little places with funny names like 'smegma', xxx, and the far-flung Isles of Langerhans."

WTF?

Firsign Theater "How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When YOu're Really Nowhere At All?"

Great pioneering work in studio-recorded theatrical comedy.

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Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile:

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Originally posted by UberDog:

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Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile:
P.S. Limbojim, remember this?

"They come from little places with funny names like 'smegma', xxx, and the far-flung Isles of Langerhans."

WTF?

Firsign Theater "How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When YOu're Really Nowhere At All?"

Great pioneering work in studio-recorded theatrical comedy.

Wow... you really are old....

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Wow... you really are old....

I too use italics in such context to indicate my enormous and reverent awe for the subject I;m addressing.

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Originally posted by kenmeer livermaile:

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Wow... you really are old....

I too use italics in such context to indicate my enormous and reverent awe for the subject I;m addressing.

That.... was a good comeback...

...old timer.

No wait... He's not gay now. He was pretending... Now he agrees that gays are bad.

Priest 'only pretending to be gay'

I remember the Firesign Theater. But this priest is more like Monty Python.

"This parrot is dead".
"No he's not".
"Yes he is just look at 'im".
"He's only resting".

"I'm not gay! I'm only pretending to be gay, as part of my work!"

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Originally posted by psyclone:
No wait... He's not gay now. He was pretending... Now he agrees that gays are bad.

Priest 'only pretending to be gay'

I often like to pretend that I am a gay priest too.

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Originally posted by UberDog:

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Originally posted by psyclone:
No wait... He's not gay now. He was pretending... Now he agrees that gays are bad.

Priest 'only pretending to be gay'

I often like to pretend that I am a gay priest too.

Are you doing that now?

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Originally posted by limbojim:

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Originally posted by UberDog:

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Originally posted by psyclone:
No wait... He's not gay now. He was pretending... Now he agrees that gays are bad.

Priest 'only pretending to be gay'

I often like to pretend that I am a gay priest too.

Are you doing that now?

Now I'm pretending to be a set of assless chaps on a gay priest/

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Originally posted by UberDog:

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Originally posted by limbojim:

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Originally posted by UberDog:

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Originally posted by psyclone:
No wait... He's not gay now. He was pretending... Now he agrees that gays are bad.

Priest 'only pretending to be gay'

I often like to pretend that I am a gay priest too.

Are you doing that now?

Now I'm pretending to be a set of assless chaps on a gay priest/

Oh my. Define "chaps". Never mind, just kidding.

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a set of assless chaps on a gay priest/

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Oh my. Define "chaps". Never mind, just kidding.

It's the word "set" that confuses. It resonates with 'pair', which brings to mind some kind of pantaloons, in this case without buttock panels, but a literal definition of course means buttless wonders getting all frothy over Father Dinky Winky.

And *that*, dear friends, is as pointless a comment on a comment as ever you may read.

I got a million of 'em.

(Even if he'd written 'assless leather
chaps', the ambiguity would not be resolved.'

When I was a bum, I NEVER, repeat, NEVER received charitable concern from a Catholic priest without an offer for man-on-man sex added gratis. NEVER.

Heard an old folkie give this joke onstage:

"When I was younger, I thought a seminary was a sperm bank. Later I realized it was."