booger : i think that one's a bit to close to the bone to be that funny.

i reckon that the worms are just biding their time ready to take over when we've lost it. there's millions of species in the deep sea (i once read that in new scientist) humans and our pets are riddled with them, and there are massive piles of compostable materials just lying around. anyone seen lair of the white worm? exactly. it's just around the corner.

aarrghhh!

Mars is inhabited by intelligent marsupial hominoids.

They're deliberately messing with our space
programs. There's been a lot of conspiracy
theories about how we fake our space missions.
That's not the case, we think our space missions
are successful, but they're spoofing them on us.
Spirit and Opportunity are really in holographic
boxes.

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"I *so* wish I were an archaeologist." -- digitalprimate

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Originally posted by chatsubo:
when we are talking about conspiracies, I was shocked about how badly written 'The DeVinci Code' actually was.

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I'm glad I'm not the only person who feels this way. I'm a big reader of the source material, but the book sure felt like it was cobbled together simply to turn into a bad screenplay. I've been calling it "Focault's Pendulum for Dummies."

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F:.R:.

Iceland announces the purchase of 200 new-old-stock Silkworm antishipping missiles.

Chip-shop workers throughout Scotland and Northern Ireland unite and surprise the dining public with a well-funded, strategically clever work-to-rule campaign. Its motive is unclear.

Jamaican Agriculture Minister Roger Clarke spearheads a crash campaign to diversify the country's staple diet of salt fish and ackee.

Argentina temporarily delays all beef exports to northern Europe, citing "tariffication issues."

Coincidence?

People who bike-commute are pinko commies. When the oil runs out, they'll take over the world and force children to read Noam Chomsky's "Manufacturing Consent," Howard Zinn's "People's History of the United States," and Lance Armstrong's two memoirs in elementary school.

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Originally posted by anarchocyclist:
People who bike-commute are pinko commies. When the oil runs out, they'll take over the world and force children to read Noam Chomsky's "Manufacturing Consent," Howard Zinn's "People's History of the United States," and Lance Armstrong's two memoirs in elementary school.

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But what will they lube their chains with?

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"I *so* wish I were an archaeologist." -- digitalprimate

Why, White Lightning, of course.

Of course, we've all overlooked the most obvious and verifiable theory: that spam represents the first attempts at communication from an advanced civilization tyring to "speak our language."

Think about it.


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With our universal obsession with sex, it would explain all those penis enlargment emails....

"Well, Subcommander Oxfrzzniddle, these humans think about little besides their own gonads for much of their day, let's see if we can't get their attention that way..."

"Good thinking, Frtttt. After our disastrous anal-probe campaign, we really need a new avenue of approach."

Bellham
~Arguing principle from convenience is no principle at all.~

Brilliant.

"Movies" are actually the "idealistic propaganda" of their creators.

Oh. Wait.

"Before man came to blow it right
The wind once blew itself untaught,
And did its loudest day and night
In any rough place where it caught."

-Robert Frost, The Aim Was Song

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...we really need a new avenue of approach."

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Now *that's* a pun.


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Originally posted by anarchocyclist:
they'll take over the world and force children to read Noam Chomsky's "Manufacturing Consent,"

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE HORROR! THE HORRRRRRRRORRRRRR!

"Must... save... oil... supply... kill... SUV's..."

Politics is a big whore. -Romanian proverb

Of course, that should be Noam Chomsky and Ed Herman's "Manufacturing Consent". A real anarchocyclist would have know that.

NNNNNNAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRC!

Hey, that's weird. You can't spell "anarcho" without "narc". Oh, wow, man I'm freaking out...

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Nga saymong chig gö.

Rob: Ixnay on the arcnay, or else Fidel will never talk to me again.

Janet & Michael Jackson are the same person.

Bruce Lee died by gnawing his own arm off to prove how hard he was.

Michael Foot has no feet.

Freddie Star was eaten by a hamster.

Our consumer based society is the most audacious method to control, distract and ultimately subjugate the populace in order to prevent autonomy.

Hey, that's not a conspiracy!

"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde

hey, don't forget the squirrels, guys. they got their dirty little paws in all kinds of under-handed meddlings...

Rats with bushy tails and good PR. That having been said, get enought of them with some garlic, thyme, onions, potatoes and carrots...

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Flies are really tiny tiny robots, and their always recording and broadcasting to their superiors.

(Insert witticism here)

I heard this one. Its really unbelievable but someone actually swore to me the following:

Humans are intelligent creatures fully capable of making informed, rational decisions.

I know, I laughed at it too.