While musing over whether to have lunch out tomorrow or brownbag it to save $5, take a look at this document just filed in Lionel Richie's divorce case.

The singer's estranged wife wants $300,000 in monthly support payments to maintain her Beverly Hills lifestyle. Diane Richie needs this amount every month for such expenses as clothing ($15,000), laser hair removal ($1000), massages ($600), and vitamins ($500). Then there's the 20k in annual plastic surgery bills.
And someone has to pay for the nine full-time staff members at the $40 million 90210 mansion. Not to mention the other workers who "maintain our plants, detail our cars, care for our pool, groom our dog, maintain our aquarium, and a painter for regular touch ups on the house."

For that kind of money I'll be his bitch.

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eww!

You're so cute when you say, "eww."

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And, hey, what's worse - that LR would be willing to take an innocent lemur as his significant other or that the lemur would do it for $300,000 a month. You have any idea how few lemurs pull down those kind of bills?

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He deserves to be taken for every penny he has, just for subjecting the world to his hideous, petulant daughter.

Since she was adopted, I wonder if she would have turned out as a well-rounded member of society if she had been adopted by a normal family.

the Jackson family.